How difficult is it to be a CEO?
Well, I was a CEO of a £5bn turnover, 25,000 person quoted company for 10 years.
What are some great one-line insults?
You're not yourself today.
What do young Chinese think of India?
A personal perspective from a young Chinese. (Rumours and hearsay, mostly)
What is the best horror story you can come up with in two sentences?
I was home alone then I sneezed. then the phone rang and he said, “bless you” then hung up.
What are the disadvantages of being too nice to people?
Excess of anything is bad.
What was it like to watch Titanic with your parents?
I was around 14 when I first watched Titanic. My mum was there.
What are the best examples of people “gaming the system”?
The best examples of people who have gamed the system.
What are some great “When I was your age” statements?
The look on my face was of a wet clueless dog! :(
What are the strangest ways people have become famous?
James Harrison aka Man with the Golden Arm.
How do you know if you have become an adult?
When you look in the mirror and see your dad looking back at you!
What Is Universally Hated?
Those hated in modern society.
What are some of the best comebacks to a teacher?
The best comebacks to a teacher.
How do I get over my low tolerance of stupid people?
Realize that there are many, many people far smarter than you that view you as stupid.
What are the top ten things I should experience in life?
Learn how to survive in this world.
What are some of the wittiest pieces of sarcasm?
Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.