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28 Tweets That Prove New Yorkers Have The Best Sense Of Humor

I could be biased but it's true.

I wish I could stop naming Bruce Willis films. I guess old habits... Pulp Fiction.

Everything is awful, so let's laugh at these tweets.

The dinosaurs didn't 'rule the earth' they were just alive stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didn't have.

Get you an upgrade, sis.

When you tell your man the tea because he's your best friend too.

Me at 18: i'm gonna move to New York and go on so many dates!
Me at 26: if I put my phone in a ziploc bag I can go on Twitter in the shower.

Trying to find the cleanest public restroom stall is the real Game of Thrones.

Belle was the first hot girl to pretend she was a nerd in high school.

Highlight: they ate the cheese platter and it was beautiful.

Wait. Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. THAT'S THEIR WHOLE DEAL.

Procrastination is, for most of us mere mortals, an unfortunate yet inevitable part of our existence.

It's time to laugh in the face of fear.

I HOPE KRISTINA MARRIES A LITERAL GREEK GOD AND LIVES OUT THE REST OF HER LIFE IN A PALACE WHERE DEAN SCRUBS HER FLOORS.

What more do you need??

All I do is say 'no worries' and worry about things.