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20 Tweets For Women That Are So Real It Hurts A Little

My exclamation key button broke and now all my emails sound like they were written by a man.

Wait. Why is it called ghosting? Ghosts stick around. THAT'S THEIR WHOLE DEAL.

I'll rest my bitch face when I'm dead.

I have nothing to wear.

Ok so when Selena Gomez's friend gives her a kidney it's 'true friendship' but when I toss my kidney over Brendan Fraser's gate it's 'ma'am.'

This dude in Sephora told his wife 'just get whatever you want' and I swear heads everywhere turned.

I'm sorry I was late, I was busy scrolling through my own Instagram and feeling defeated by the passage of time.

I've got 99 problems and they're all luftballoons.

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

How can I dress so more women compliment me and become my friend?

We know we're only halfway through 2017, but we couldn't wait until the end of the year before we shared these hilarious tweets with you.

Another day, another 77 cents.

Starting a charity that buys men in their 20s hand towels for their bathroom so u don't have to dry ur hands on their nasty body towels.

I don't know how, but they're all true.

Every man should know about this universal thing common to almost all women, at least in some period of their life.

Men statistically have larger brains than women, which is why men are usually smarter and elephants rule us all from their laser-hovercraft.