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12 Of The Funniest Messages Of The Month

I really love myself sometimes.

'I hope you're staying positive and testing negative' is hilarious and also sad that a year ago this would have meant something totally different.

My brother is my 'everything' part of the family.

There was a hooter outside my window last night too.

hey wyd :)

And you wonder why I fu*ked ur cousin.

"You deserve two boyfriends."

Ikea = What.

It happens to all of us.

I don't know why but the chili one makes me crack up.

I would eat with the onion ring crab too.

Here are some of the best.

Here are some of the best. (so far)

"What's up baby non-binary adult?"

Featuring texts, emails, and Tinder messages.

"I saw the free dishwasher. I live in Smyrna. Got anything else to throw in to make it worth my time?"