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22 Jokes You’ll Get If You’re Constantly In A State Of Denial

Friend: how are things? Me: things are good! Narrator: things were not good.

Get rich or die trying to graduate from university.

So damn relatable.

My laptop is hotter than me.

If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money I’d just laugh and search with them.

Is it possible to die from a crush? Asking for a friend.

Uses ctrl +f to find my missing motivation.

2017 is going to be worse everybody.

When you’re drunk and everything is hilarious.

Do you consider yourself an introvert? Well, you're not alone.

When my boyfriend told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast.

You want me, a MAN, to buy this body wash which doesn’t have the word “SPORT” in the name and it doesn’t say FOR MEN anywhere? nice try, pal

“Struggle with depression” would almost seem to imply that i am bad at depression when i am, in fact, very proficient at being depressed.

I wonder what it’s like to have a normal digestive system.

Please do not call millennials the “selfie generation.” we are the meme generation and i will not stand for being mischaracterized like this.