26 Fucking Hilarious Tweets About The “American Horror Story: Cult” Premiere
"Right in front of my watermelons?" [Spoilers ahead.]
22 Tweets You’ll Only Understand If Fall Is Your Favorite Time Of The Year
It's time to get spooky.
15 Tweets That Will Put A Smile On Your Face
I peed on the floor.
22 Animal Tweets That Will Make You Laugh, Cry, Or Both
Can you describe the snake that bit you? Yes, it was like an angry rope.
18 Kids Who Will Make You Have Some Hope For The Future
Fake phone call I overheard my 6-yr-old niece having: "No, I'm not a kid. I work at a museum and I would like a latte."
18 Tweets That Will Make Awkward Single People Say “Damn, That’s Me”
I have never been on a date where I didn't spend most of it wondering if I was on a date.
24 Tweets That Prove There Is Some Good In The World
My eyes are watering.
16 Hilarious “Summer Me Vs. Fall Me” Tweets That’ll Make You Spit Out Your PSL
I'm a totally different person come September 1.
Just 18 Hilarious Tweets For Anyone Who Is Extremely Tired Right Now
All I wanna do is *gunshot* *gunshot* *gunshot* *cash register noise* go back to sleep.
20 “Hocus Pocus” Tweets That Will Make You Go “Amuck, Amuck, Amuck”
I swear it's like I see one leaf change and I turn into Winnie Sanderson...
22 Tweets That Will Make You Hate The World Just A Little Less
"Awwwwwww" -me to all these tweets.
32 Tweets That Are So Relatable It Hurts
Took a DNA test and found out I'm 100% back on my bullshit.
24 Times Australians Had The Best Things To Say About Our Cuisine
Australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER.
28 Times Single People Were Funny As Hell
Some of these are a little too real.
25 Of The Funniest “Shut Up Carol” Tweets You’ll Ever See
Apologies to all lovely people named Carol.