Tweets

20 Genuinely Funny Tweets That British People Need, Because 2017

Funny Twitter is all we've got.

And they're not all cats! (But a lot of them are cats.)

I've got 99 problems and they're all luftballoons.

If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blankets back to your side.

I'm kind of a big deal...to my kids.

I'm honestly more heartbroken over Chris Pratt and Anna Faris getting divorced than my actual parents.

Humans are the cutest.

Me coming to the realization that Bran is basically just watching Game of Thrones... #woke

Don't worry Kylie, I also never drive my Lamborghini either.

Someone call the vet, cuz my kitten's sick AF.

Why is Bran Stark aging into an exact average of all four Beatles.

Imagine if toast was A4 size.

Film critic: THIS IS THE SCARIEST MOVIE OF THE YEAR. Me: is it as scary as that Rugrats episode where Angelica's baby brother is evil.

Wow 3 kids... those are pretty damn permanent CAROL.

How can I dress so more women compliment me and become my friend?

Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer", been waiting years to say that.