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College discussion board:
— Andre Snow (@GoHard_Brown) March 23, 2017
Jim: 2+2=4
Me: Wow Jim I totally agree. I like how you added the 2's together and got 4, very insightful.
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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.
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Imagine if they had parent/ teacher conferences at college….
— SHACK (@Malcolmshack) April 7, 2016
Mom: how's my son doing?
Professor: I have never seen this man in my life
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Me submitting an essay that I started writing at 11:40pm & that's due at 11:59pm pic.twitter.com/4rNu4BGLGT
— Benjamin Price (@benjaminnprice) January 9, 2017
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"i was honor roll in high school so it'll be the same in college" pic.twitter.com/1iEPMiR41R
— worlds lamest (@xxMutsa) April 4, 2017
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leak college textbook pdf files not nudes
— ㅤ (@ronsterDmonster) September 4, 2014
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Me in syllabus week when the professor says attendance is not mandatory and I know I'll never see him again pic.twitter.com/JtzmTaVyIP
— boy toy named troy (@TlNDERFELLA) April 5, 2017
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Driving to take my finals like pic.twitter.com/xxZtFwtA1e
— Bryan Dickey (@BryanDickey_) December 4, 2014
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This is basically me at uni pic.twitter.com/glXZ3o89HW
— sarahhh (@SarahJa95) December 6, 2015
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Extra credit in high school vs extra credit in college pic.twitter.com/F1hlbYil1B
— Brent (@BrentWickstrom) March 28, 2017
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Turning final papers and projects in to professors like pic.twitter.com/f0GceDUPTp
— IvankasPettyNeighbor (@Amber_Runs_That) April 24, 2015
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When the professor takes the entire lecture to review the syllabus pic.twitter.com/YBtwuFRm64
— E-man (@MannyOkowi) April 4, 2017
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Monday morning class has me like pic.twitter.com/tc5EnbpfVi
— emma boo (@EmmaJohnsonx16) October 5, 2015
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high school teacher: your college professors won't put up w this "late" nonsense.
— it's sevyn (@runsevyn) April 10, 2017
college professor: Sorry I'm late. I didn't want to come
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When the professor lets you out 30 mins early cause they don't feel like teaching anymore pic.twitter.com/Yz7hzMQ2qH
— Goopi Woldberg (@diaambrose) April 4, 2017
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When the professor changes the PowerPoint slide but you ain't done writing pic.twitter.com/76Dzju2kbI
— College Problems (@collegepplprobs) April 18, 2014
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High school: Wikipedia is not a valid source!
— JZMN (@Jazzi_Momo_) March 30, 2017
College: pic.twitter.com/kSieam7oSf
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Late to class in high school vs. late to class in college pic.twitter.com/bHyYPnx01v
— Scruffy Nick (@NickColicchie) March 28, 2017
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When the professor mentions that we're going to be doing an in-class group activity pic.twitter.com/ngv8dHJ1Hs
— Hannah Grabowski (@grabasski) April 3, 2017
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College is cool bc if u relax for 5 seconds then all of a sudden ur failing 11 classes even tho ur only taking 5
— Ellen DeGeneres (@EllenReaction) February 13, 2016
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life is tuff when you're a broke college student
— jo (@jyrhighness) April 9, 2017
late night thoughts being "how much are my kidneys worth?"
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not studying for finals has got me like pic.twitter.com/WM7OCASCp3
— Scott Disick (@DisickReactions) December 5, 2014
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High school senioritis doesn't even touch college spring-semester-just-needs-to-end-already-itis
— Gatherer (@Hunter_Beck19) April 5, 2017
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"is that girl wearing a comforter"
— spooky mila (@MilaLeni) December 16, 2015
hi tour group. it's finals. fight me.
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Check out my $1,000 tv stand pic.twitter.com/pmLMVThNjK
— Lieutenant Dan (@DanielBattles) August 18, 2015
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syllabus week vs finals week pic.twitter.com/BBD6Sm3aCM
— Adam (@itsAdamJSmith) November 30, 2015
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when the professor asks you about the work you just copied w/o understanding it pic.twitter.com/wJEU0J5yZY
— jsh vsk (@jvassko) March 30, 2017