1.
But in the sheets? pic.twitter.com/YbKik4VWNI
— Stephen Murray (@smurray38) March 29, 2017
2.
My Dad though Russell Coight was real. Anytime I watched him, Dad would walk in and be like "Oh not that dickhead again, he knows NOTHING!"
— Peter Taggart (@petertaggart) May 28, 2017
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"Name a more iconic trio" pic.twitter.com/TYScq3WdBW
— NEWCASTLE, NSW (@THEREGULARLUKEO) June 9, 2017
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Kiwis call shopping trolleys "trundlers" – I'm crying pic.twitter.com/W4Y6ZKiRrj
— dan (@dannolan) June 26, 2017
5.
"Healthy Harold? Mate I haven't heard that name in years." pic.twitter.com/GJospfuCDF
— Mitch Feltscheer (@mitchfel) May 30, 2017
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teens in 1997: i made kate a mix tape with blur + radiohead i hope she likes it
— ya fave μαλάκας (@mathaiaus) May 13, 2017
teens in 2017: sex is classist and stalin did nothing wrong
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my friend is in this fb group called "bad girls advice", its all extremely bogan women posting about how sweet "their hubbies" are. It rules pic.twitter.com/GBEwErYLaN
— Christian (@nopoweradeinusa) May 3, 2017
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Adam, 26, gaslights u at every house party, asks how you learned about such good music halfway thru your DJ set, insists rollies are better pic.twitter.com/JDZldJnpLG
— (@bigsausagelover) June 12, 2017
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when you meet a mate's other mate & youre trying to gauge whether its ok to talk about shitting or you have to talk about stocks or whatever pic.twitter.com/6VvHO1PN3A
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) June 23, 2017
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@NickEvershed
11.
Sometimes living in Australia feels like getting cropped out of a photo.
— Becky Lucas (@Becky_Lucas89) June 5, 2017
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I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of southern cross tatts suddenly cried out in terror, and were suddenly silenced pic.twitter.com/Wwdl7oFknd
— Lucy Valentine (@LucyXIV) January 11, 2017
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Extremely disappointed @Qantas, you have risked the safety of everyone on board this aircraft for a photo shoot with a gargantuan macropod. pic.twitter.com/NheUEUQoPl
— Ketan Joshi (@KetanJ0) June 26, 2017
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Qantas just paged Robert Gronk – I love Queensland
— dan (@dannolan) April 23, 2017
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OBEY ALL ROAD SIGNS pic.twitter.com/cQN7bnq2ug
— good small horce (@george_llevi) March 26, 2017
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my top ten albums as a teen were; i couldnt afford to buy albums because all my money went on booze and weed and i just taped rage
— life is, a highway (@mattvbrady) January 17, 2017
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you can name any rural town in australia and say "they've got a bloody good pasty there" and no one will ever challenge you
— jake (@burkes_backyard) March 20, 2017
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justin bieber now looks like a Lifetime movie version of himself. a dark turn pic.twitter.com/zPsU5ztGFc
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) January 17, 2017
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feeling extremely patriotic reading this pic.twitter.com/lIf5cuAIui
— Lucy Valentine (@LucyXIV) March 11, 2017
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And they said that the gentle art of advertising copywriting was dead… pic.twitter.com/xNngR2jVgK
— Tim Burrowes (@mumbrella) January 17, 2017
21.
I am in country Australia and we have found a literal dat boi sculpture pic.twitter.com/ig9wqGwE7P
— brad esposito (@braddybb) April 14, 2017
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It's fine I swear pic.twitter.com/DCIAcDNsGp
— Gina Rushton (@ginarush) January 17, 2017
23.
This is amazing pic.twitter.com/PoZEhlSjOy
— Nick Bond (@bondnickbond) June 29, 2017
24.
others my age: siri find employment opportunities in my area
— fungbunger (@parsfarce) January 1, 2017
me: You there. boy. Tell me. How do you draw the cool S
25.
Never change, @guardian pic.twitter.com/obwIu7TqkT
— David Donaldson (@davidadonaldson) June 19, 2017
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when u don't want to pay for checked baggage pic.twitter.com/mvo5ciD5qm
— David Mack (@davidmackau) January 23, 2017
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i truly cannot wait for this pic.twitter.com/Z7InxoD1xi
— garce (@hellogcoo) June 18, 2017
28.
No you bloody idiots, look at its legs pic.twitter.com/Rq4LHyvJzL
— John Band (@johnb78) March 19, 2017
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when y'all subtweet and I have to search for the full story pic.twitter.com/ax1LvQCGAI
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) May 4, 2017
30.
wow this Police reunion tour sucks pic.twitter.com/3SUWdFNtta
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) April 3, 2017
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In Sydney, there is a Heterosexual Pride parade every August, that's been going strong for over 40 years. It's called the "City to Surf"
— stereogamous (@stereogamous) June 29, 2017
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australian pokedex 1-29 pic.twitter.com/IBe2E0RWTv
— Paul Robertson (@probzz) May 26, 2017
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aussie spice girls : 1 is called chicken salt spice, plus 4 others
— Aaron Gocs (@AaronGocs) June 14, 2017
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Cop: u get to make one call
— COOL MEGA (@coolmega) June 5, 2017
Me: ok but like where's my mobile this isn't 1997 i don't know any numbers except for lube mobile 13 30 32
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throwback to when I liked this girls fb status & my dad (who wasn't friends with her) commented on it pic.twitter.com/8EynYyUeDc
— Christian (@nopoweradeinusa) February 9, 2017
36.
I enjoy this headline pic.twitter.com/NuKrzZM3Ze
— Jacqueline Maley (@JacquelineMaley) June 19, 2017
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@JamColley