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1998:
— Carol Nichols (@Carols10cents) July 2, 2016
- Don't get in strangers' cars
- Don't meet ppl from internet
2016:
- Literally summon strangers from internet to get in their car
2.
My neighbor has an unsecured, wireless printer. I just sent this document to it. pic.twitter.com/dBvSmTpfpp
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) July 10, 2013
3.
Grandparents stayed married 50 years cause Grandma couldn't text "What are you doing?" "Where are you?" & "Why are you ignoring me?" all day
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) May 15, 2014
4.
Last night my mate asked to use a USB port to charge his cigarette, but I was using it to charge my book.
— Dean Burnett (@garwboy) August 3, 2014
The future is stupid.
5.
Amazon thinks my recent humidifier purchase was merely the inaugural move in a newfound hobby of humidifier collecting.
— Justin Shanes (@justinshanes) November 29, 2016
6.
relax and let the ipad spider stand over your prone body pic.twitter.com/u9aVlbI9gI
— sly (@Sly2K) December 27, 2016
7.
"please do not expand the list by killing people." pic.twitter.com/9jT7nemyyn
— memes (@memeprovider) September 21, 2016
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FACEBOOK IS ABSOLUTELY INSANE pic.twitter.com/yE5O0LJAGN
— connor (@whomshe) November 15, 2016
9.
…so my uncle got a drone now he's fucking with people pic.twitter.com/xFwnLDUYoa
— crüger (@ZacCrueger) October 17, 2016
10.
Banking tips pic.twitter.com/8Q90f056EZ
— Anna Marquardt (@ajlobster) May 24, 2016
11.
Why does my pasta need an app
— Mike Murphy (@mcwm) January 31, 2017
I hate 2017 pic.twitter.com/t6fE2NJG3X
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Y'all my sister bought a fan that plugs into her phone so when she takes selfies it blows her hair I'm done pic.twitter.com/0GGf7NpjZQ
— megs (@meghannduffyy) July 5, 2016
13.
As I complain bitterly about our wifi not working I eventually realise I've been turning an air freshener on & off. pic.twitter.com/7TaNSGi3uB
— Mark Hayter (@MarkHayter1) December 3, 2016
14.
The new, bagless, Dyson soul harvester pic.twitter.com/8CzEjRRpUC
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) June 8, 2016
15.
who the hell is jeff pic.twitter.com/UlKVBbBLgw
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) December 31, 2016
16.
When you're house sitting for millennials and ask how the lights work pic.twitter.com/Xli7ZdZeHW
— Cate (@c8ters) February 16, 2016
17.
You wanna know what's up with the youth of today? You go to millennial expert Morley Winograd pic.twitter.com/32J7XXHCqE
— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) February 11, 2016
18.
I have no idea what I told Siri to remind me about while groggy last night, but it certainly wasn't this. pic.twitter.com/4QxSL5OkZB
— Tony Webster (@webster) January 2, 2017
19.
I just wanted some water… pic.twitter.com/gdhXKvbNbz
— JackieStokes (@find_evil) January 5, 2017
20.
2017 is going to be worse everybody. pic.twitter.com/aDyE89d2lf
— Schooley (@Rschooley) December 20, 2016
21.
Fuck watching the massive Champions League game. Let's have a look at some dogs. pic.twitter.com/qizA7AJrZr
— Luke (@LukeLessUnited) April 1, 2014
22.
Truly incredible development pic.twitter.com/Dl7ZptUHjA
— samantha martasian (@puppypproblems) January 13, 2017
23.
Learn how to read a book again simply by sticking a twitter Avi alongside every paragraph……. pic.twitter.com/kOpkSw32x1
— rab livingstone (@rablivingstone) January 18, 2014
24.
ok that's the last straw sprinkle of Jesus. I'm deleting you. pic.twitter.com/SVnM0cRQYY
— arianna (@honeygrahams_) December 16, 2016
25.
That one person that assumes everything you say is about them pic.twitter.com/uLN3QaF45m
— 6'3 Carlos (@imbkd_) December 23, 2016
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THANK YOU Central for my awesome email address and username…… Like really pic.twitter.com/G6ab4Ikoik
— Megan Finger (@meganfinger) March 14, 2014