18 Tumblr Posts That Summarise The Painful Truth About Summer

1.
sleeping is hard in the summer because blankets are too warm but without blankets im vulnerable to monsters
lambrini-socialism

2.
my shower schedule in the summer is based on when i have to socialize
string-cheese

3.
“so what are you gonna do this summer?”

heycravings

4.
ME IN MAY: this is gonna be the best summer ever
ME IN JUNE: *wakes up at 3 PM next to a bag of potato chips*
wakaflackalypse

5.
ah yes summer time for shorts
*unsticks thighs from plastic chair*
dippyeggs

6.
the most annoying thing about summer is whenever you feel a mysterious tickle you think it’s a bug tryna make your flesh its new home? then you slap yourself for no reason only to realize ain’t no bug even there. now you lookin dumb. tryna fight imaginary bugs all summer and shit. but you won’t learn. you’ll just keep smackin yourself
africanaquarian

7.
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn’t reflect on the screen when you’re trying to blog
vintage-kisses

8.
Trying to sleep in summer with the covers on

benigoat

9.
summer is real cute until every fuckin type of insect comes out of the 8th circle of hell
homleschapel

10.
summer (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
bathing suits (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
dresses (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
shorts (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
tank tops (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
skirts (◕‿◕✿)
shaving (◕︵◕)
summer (◕‿◕✿)
SHAVING (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻
justsayn0-kids

11.
SCHOOL YEAR: It’s January 21st, a wednesday, 2:37 pm
SUMMER: its probably july
eliisiion

12.
Going to bed on the last day of summer vacation

skaw

13.
Summer expectations

Summer reality

officiallysad

14.
me @ my body: perhaps… since it’s summer… you could sleep without the blanket?
my body: interesting thought! interesting thought. but no
trevenant

15.
when summer’s over and real life responsibilities come at you like

justin-bernardo

16.
How did people first figure out that it was cicadas that make this noise? I could see that taking a long time.
Were there just like a thousand years where people were like “yeah, the trees are screaming. They do that in the summer.”
curiosityconfusion

17.
Summer? More like

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