Redditor stillchill123 recently had the genius idea of asking Reddit users, “What is something perfectly legal that feels illegal?”
Here are some of the best responses:
#1
“Taking many napkins from a cafe or restaurant and pocketing them to use as tissues.”
GhostOfAHamilton / Via reddit.com
#2
“Trying to lock-pick my own house because I can’t find my key.”
Silver_Archer13 / Via reddit.com
#3
“Going into a store to use the restroom without buying anything.”
DeathSpiral321 / Via reddit.com
#4
“Calling a teacher by their first name.”
WasteOfAir_05 / Via reddit.com
#5
Opening a drink at the store and drinking it before you eventually pay for it at the register.
“My little brother is the type of guy to crack open a Gatorade to quench his thirst, browse around the store and then check out the empty Gatorade bottle at the end.”
dkfreezy / Via reddit.com
#6
“Taking more than one free sample.”
TheMooseK / Via reddit.com
#7
Waxedjacketproblem / Via reddit.com
#8
“Having something of yours in your pocket while in a store that also sells that thing.”
inkyblinkypinkysue / Via reddit.com
#9
“Bringing home a newborn infant.”
MN-Frisbee / Via reddit.com
#10
“Filling out government forms. I answer honestly, but constantly feel like I’m going to misinterpret a question and somehow commit some manner of bureaucratic felony.”
Madrojian / Via reddit.com
#11
“Driving when near a cop.”
irishamerican / Via reddit.com
#12
“Ripping off a few bananas before you buy them from the grocery store if you don’t want the whole bundle.”
bearface7771 / Via reddit.com
#13
“Reading all or most of a book in a bookstore and then putting it back on the shelf.”
ralthiel / Via reddit.com
#14
“Walking into a beauty store and spraying some expensive cologne from the tester bottle before going to your interview.”
Jiggly_Love / Via reddit.com
#15
“Turning the light on inside the car when you’re driving.”
forumdestroyer156 / Via reddit.com
#16
“Buying alcohol for the first time when you turn 21 in the U.S.”
DoraTheExorcista / Via reddit.com
#17
“When someone orders a pizza for a group and you take the last slice.”
SwagDaddyMooney / Via reddit.com
More info: r/AskReddit, H/T BuzzFeed, Preview photo credit: Comedy Central, inkyblinkypinkysue / reddit.com
Comments
Sorry, comments are closed for this article.