1. Identify things in vaguest way possible.
brookerader1995
2. Lose all ability to make a decision.
Me: what kind of cheese do to want
Customer: yes [stares blankly]
hawkrulezz
3. Pretend that sandwich-making is a race.
karakitten26
4. Expect a sandwich to taste like anything other than a sandwich.
When a customer complains his sandwich tastes “too sandwichy” it’s a sandwich what do you want it to taste like? Pizza
miriammm_h
5. Yell.
This guy just started yelling his order at me as soon as he walked through the door
cassandrajo96
6. Never listen to a damn thing.
*on register*
Me: what kind of sandwich is this?
Customer: no I just want the sandwich
Me: ok, what’s on it?
Customer: to go
itsjenntastic
7. Be an awful shit monster.
huntermarie_94
8.
“I want a meat sub”
WOW THAT REALLY NARROWS IT DOWN THANKYOU.
Mccaberss
9. Start a fight over a quarter and a penny.
A guy got mad & refused to pay for his sandwich bc it was 26 CENTS more then what it said on our menu .-. He walked out lol
miriammm_h
10. Rudely cut to the chase.
Me at Subway: Hi how ar-
Customer: Tuna
Well ok then.
ZeeStarr22
11. Touch anything other than your wallet.
Jesss_Keane
12. Not make up your mind.
“I want every veggie on mu sub” *picks up pickles or olives* “NO NONO, not that!!”
MrsMariss08
13. Expect service when you come in after hours.
Me: hi mam I’m sorry but were closed.
Customer: *staring at menu*
Yeah I would like a Black Forest ham
Me: we. are. closed.
TheAuroraNash
14. Ask for an option that DOESN’T EXIST.
“Six inch or footlong?”
“8.”
MarissaMaruna
15. Bring your own alcohol.
moodyboo
16. Be creepy about your requests.
Some random dude asked me to make his sandwich with some love today. I said no.
Lilyydani
17. Joke around like this is a comedy show.
“Can I have chicken”
Me-”sure what type?”
“Dead”
Me…
“Actually I’ll just have meatballs”
eatfresh_dailyM
18. Ask for a salad IN your sandwich.
httpcxssie
19. Vaguely ask for “the white cheese.”
brookerader1995
20. Tell us how to do our job.
‘Could I get a 6 inch?’
*Takes out a footlong, about to cut it in half*
‘I said a 6 inch!’
‘I FU*KING KNOW!!!’
Daveoc28
21. Be really, really, really lazy.
Please do not come into the store and put me on FaceTime with someone so they can order their sandwich
RaginCajunnn
22. Show public displays of affection.
LaceyCorrin
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