#1 Ominous billboards:

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#2 The word “ope”:

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#3 And this oh-so polite exchange on constant loop:

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#4 Wednesdays, my dude:

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#5 Setting down your pop to play a round of cornhole:

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#6 This phrase — why do we all know this phrase?

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#7 Being *this* serious about your ranch:

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#8 Especially on pizza:

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#9 Eating corn often enough to justify owning corn on the cob holders:

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#10 And also owning one of these:

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#11 Ignoring tornado warnings:

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#12 But respecting the ~drama~:

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#13 Whatever is going on here:

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#14 Suffering through every weather extreme:

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#15 And never knowing how to dress for the day:

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#16 The constant rivalry over who has the best corn:

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#17 And being a liiiiittle too familiar with corn fields:

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#18 Finally, did I mention ominous billboards?

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