#1 “I’m doing something illegal”:

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#2 “Better double check”:

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#3 “These three minutes are crucial”:

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#4 “I definitely heard that”:

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#5 “But what if I need three pairs that day”:

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#6 “2007 was a few years ago”:

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#7 “This is it”:

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#8 “I need to noise”:

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#9 “Gotta be a forklift”:

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#10 “Lemme turn it down”:

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#11 “This is my domicile”:

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#12 “My calculations are complete”:

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#13 “Where IS IT”:

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#14 “I must never speak again”:

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#15 “Why’d I say it that way”:

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#16 “Might as well wait”:

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#17 “I need to conserve”:

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#18 “Shipping’s too much”:

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#19 “I am the king of the house”:

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#20 “Today is my real day off”:

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#21 “I can do this”:

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#22 “Wed-nes-day”:

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#23 “Glasses are incredible”:

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#24 “Just better check”:

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#25 “I need to find that”:

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