#1

Dating guys in their 20s is an unpaid internship

— cecilia (@waple_cyrup) November 28, 2018

#2

white men on tinder need to stop asking me to go hiking. I am NOT gonna help you find more land to colonize sir….

— Rez Goddess (@terriaxoxo) April 24, 2019

#3

Dating is collecting information about someone until you realize you don't like them

— AmberTozer (@AmberTozer) September 17, 2013

#4

my friend got broken up with by a boy shorter than her so every time i reference him, I assign him a smaller and smaller height pic.twitter.com/6ekT8hziXN

— jen merritt!!! (@jennifermerr) April 16, 2019

#5

me thinking of someone who wants literally nothing to do with me https://t.co/B84jHibZzu

—(@sparkIy) April 2, 2019

#6

So I’m @ the bank waiting in line & the guy in front of me is spitting game to the teller, she’s laughing & he’s attractive so I can tell she’s digging it, he asks her if he can take her out and she says “with what? The whole $11.96 you got in your account?” SON, my chest

— B. (@Ticklemelili) January 26, 2018

#7

Dating a straight man is just one long episode of Queer Eye only you’re Bobby, Tan, Antoni, Karamo, AND Jonathan all in one

— Sarah Wainschel (@Swainsch) April 8, 2019

#8

me talking to men with zero personality pic.twitter.com/dLgrlcIiYG

— nickntv on Twitch(@NickNMedia) April 22, 2018

#9

My flight was delayed 3 hours so I was doing what any human does when they’re bored. Minding my own business swiping through tinder & the guy behind me goes “ouch hard no for that one?” And I turn around ONLY TO SEE THE MAN I JUST SWIPED NO ON BEHIND ME HAHAHA

— tay (@Taylor_Stag) November 26, 2018

#10

DATE: I love women that are extremely honest

ME: [winking seductively] You are wearing too much cologne & it's giving me a headache

— Roxi Horror (@roxiqt) August 17, 2018

#11

*waits 12 minutes to reply after being ignored for 2 days*

i DID tHAT honey !! he is SHOOK to the core !! a taste of his own medicine !!! pic.twitter.com/PNvQTbSSTO

— IG: wavy.gina (@ActuallyGina) May 28, 2018

#12

can’t believe I just have to keep dating until someone likes me back or I die

— Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) December 2, 2018

#13

Ariana had to learn the hard way what all women find out eventually: that sometimes you think a guy is amazing and funny and loving and sexy, but it turns out he’s just tall

— katie (@katefeetie) October 15, 2018

#14

When you go to your Girlfriends parents house for the first time… pic.twitter.com/0byaGY0VDN

— Crap Taxidermy (@CrapTaxidermy) January 22, 2015

#15

Instead of blocking your ex, become such a disaster online that everyone makes fun of your ex for dating you

— Ritz(@gamingheroritz) March 24, 2019

#16

Officially in this awkward stage in life where my peers are either getting married or not getting married. There is no in between

— KB (@kbnoswag) April 22, 2019

#17

This bumble claw crane with no prizes is a chilling metaphor pic.twitter.com/cdcuW3eSVJ

— Hannah Murphy (@dumb_hannah) May 30, 2018

#18

i hate when my friend starts dating an idiot and i have to be like how could you bring this man into our lives

— dirt prince (@pant_leg) August 4, 2018

#19

so no one told you life was gonna be this way pic.twitter.com/V6FnrtENtE

— nurse ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) June 25, 2018

#20

There’s plenty of fish in the sea but you know what else there is? Trash. There is a lot of trash in the sea.

— em (@emmabetsinger) July 7, 2018

#21

Why doesn’t anybody love me the way people on Catfish love strangers who won’t video chat

— Michaela Okland (@MichaelaOkla) July 11, 2018

#22

“Ugh I really like talking to this boy he is so sweet and cute”
*2 days later*
Me: pic.twitter.com/u1wgTYozTC

— .:-:. (@Trophyxt) February 3, 2018

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