1. Hello. Hi. Yes
cute girl: hey can you pass the salt
me:
me: what are we
therosebride
2. We are gathered here today because women are beautiful
…………girls……………………………………
………………………………………cute…………………………………
……………………..
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3. Like, very beautiful
DAD: “Do you like your coffee like you like your men, tall and dark?”
ME: “No, but I do like my coffee like I like my women: sweet, strong, and able to keep me up all night.”
DAD: “What”
ME: “What”
twinconstellations
4. Like very, very beautiful
girls are so pretty i’m stressed
lord-voldetit
5. Like oh my god, how…?
why are girls so hot and cute like wtf take a break
agentscullycarter
6. How do they…?
me: makes eye contact with a beautiful woman
me: fuck, she’s onto me
dearmortals
7. How do WE…?
claryfray
8. They’re outside. They’re inside. Sometimes right next to you. Just.
PSA to all girls who politely smile at me in public: I WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH YOU SO DONT
lightlymydarlingxx
9. *sighs very loudly*
me: :/
me: *remembers how cute girls are and how soft their hands are*
me: :)))))))))))))
delicatemalfoy
10. It’s almost cruel
girls wearing boxers is such a frickin’ turn on. along with girls wearing beanies. and girls wearing plaid shirts. and girls wearing tank tops. and girls in general.
queermurphys
11. Where are you supposed to look without getting flustered???
A girl: *wears glasses*
Me: I am?? So grateful?? I’d like to thank god and also my mother for giving birth to me so I could be here today to see this. Wow. Holy shit. I am not strai-
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12. It’s so unfair, but also we have been so goddamn gifted
me, seeing a pretty girl: you better as hell not be straigjt
closetedsapphicopinions
13. Oh my god, women
G irls
A re
Y really pretty
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14. There are just nO WORDS…
me: i hope you have a good gay!
girl: don’t you mean day?
me, slipping my hand into her hand: i know what i said, i’m a good gay™ and you can have me
positivewlwvibes
15. …to describe…
PRETTY GIRL: hello
MY USELESS GAY ASS: i love you
sappharah
16. …how blessed we are…
me: gay girls should be able to be physically friendly with other girls without everyone immediately assuming we’re hitting on them
also my hopeless lesbian ass: she just looked vaguely in my general direction is she into me
closetedsapphicopinions
17. …to have women…
Girls who can pull off wearing a dress and heels one day and a baggy tee and vans the next can also pull off my underwear.
lxfill
18. …in our lives
hello cute girls…. i am here…. alive…. ready to be flirted with…..
earthdad
19. It’s truly an honor
How did I ever think I was straight tf
tinyhouself
20. *stage whisper* Yes
mm whatcha gaayyy
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