1. This morning Amazon announced that it is buying Whole Foods Market for roughly $13.7 billion, and obviously Twitter had a lot to say about the deal.
Feel sad for the mom and pop $6 asparagus water sellers that are gonna lose so much of the market share now that Amazon bought Whole Foods.
@mariskreizman

2. Was Amazon CEO Jeff Bezos actually behind the purchase, or did Alexa make it by mistake?
Bezos: “Alexa, buy me something from Whole Foods”
Alexa: “Buying Whole Foods”
Bezos: Shit
@ChicagoPhotoSho

3. Maybe it was just a misunderstanding?
Bezos to personal assistant: “Pick me up some groceries, please.”
Assistant: “OK, I just bought Whole Foods.”
@edbott

4. Seems like a fair price.
I, too, spend $13.7 billion at Whole Foods.
@Slade

5. OK, an exaggeration, but…
Amazon buys Whole Foods for 13.7 billion, roughly equivalent to 11 shopping bags of their organic berries.
@warrenleightTV

6. I guess now we know where Jeff Bezos spends all his money.
“I just spent my whole paycheck on Whole Foods.” —Jeff Bezos
@JRMcGrail

7. So maybe this means no more waiting in hourlong lines at Whole Foods on Sunday?
All I can hope for is free prime delivery on my groceries from Whole Foods.
@ckelley

8. Some hypothesized what companies will merge next.
GoDaddy to buy Cracker Barrel
@SethAbramovitch

9. But honestly it’s about time we recognized the true power of Amazon.
USA. United States of Amazon. (Amazon buys Whole Foods, what’s next)
@PhotoDweck