1.
I got Kiwi a lil goth gfpic.twitter.com/dZ0jb0ZVc3
— maura (@painthands) September 4, 2017
2.
genie: please no
— Tami Cru (@TamiCru) August 29, 2017
millipede: more legs
3.
Goodbye Mufasa. I'm the King now. pic.twitter.com/u7B1gMEAaL
— Maud Bernabé (@MaudBernab) August 12, 2017
4.
[me giving a tour of pillow factory]
— k e i t h(@KeetPotato) July 2, 2017
guy: "what do you fill the pillows with?"
me: [spotting a family of ducks in tour group] "just stuff"
5.
[in ambulance]
— Bea_ker (@bea_ker) November 29, 2014
"Can you describe the snake that bit you?"
Yes it was like an angry rope
6.
there's a thunderstorm but the good news is my headphones fit Bella perfectly pic.twitter.com/6pISwlvRWR
— (@oscarewilde) August 18, 2017
7.
Oh fuck it's horned owl I'm late as shit pic.twitter.com/e3Ykj7uVrK
— Dave Bender (@TitaniumTuffGuy) August 28, 2017
8.
"Tell Cersei. I want her to know it was me." pic.twitter.com/7XxFfMMh78
— Danuel Fetizanan (@DanuelFetizanan) August 15, 2017
9.
Bleu's adoption party pic.twitter.com/3408khiR1E
— nicole (@nicoleeeerenee) August 9, 2017
10.
[shark tank]
— andrew chamings (@AndrewChamings) September 1, 2017
me: ridiculously wide sunglasses
shark 1: i'm out
shark 2: i'm out
hammerhead shark: i'm listening
11.
I fixed giraffes. pic.twitter.com/QtavtoFRAt
— joey alison sayers (@joeyalison) August 22, 2017
12.
my boyfriend told his brother there was a nice deer in the backyard AND THIS JUST STARTED HAPPENING LOOK AT THIS FORREST DOG pic.twitter.com/Pnl5m33bIf
— ✨ALLY✨ (@allygondeck) September 6, 2017
13.
Today I took yearbook photos of my fish pic.twitter.com/KkNz9jqqq9
— Alec Ploof (@AlecPloof) August 26, 2017
14.
Chameleons are fun cause they'll grab anything you give them. pic.twitter.com/aTJ2Abjrs4
— Emma Ward (@Emma_The_Ward) August 17, 2017
15.
lol if you think i actually hired a photographer to take pictures of my new puppy then you're exactly right bc i totally did. pic.twitter.com/BDOmtjHNav
— davis smith. (@TheRealDerv) September 1, 2017
16.
If you are missing this, please contact the Granby Police. No, we are not kidding. pic.twitter.com/jAGbo42oNr
— Granby CT Police (@GranbyCTPolice) August 10, 2017
17.
me venting to someone that probably low key hates me and is gonna talk shit about me in a group chat later pic.twitter.com/7e3aruJfo0
— adrian (@homosexualangeI) August 24, 2017
18.
one time ESPN had Air Bud on to do commentary on a basketball game and it was insane pic.twitter.com/bsDd9YPT1q
— Blind Chow (@BlindChow) May 3, 2016
19.
I bought a mini toy laptop for my dog. So he can at least look like he's helping support this family. pic.twitter.com/WbWcZKQD4A
— Meghan Camarena(@Strawburry17) September 2, 2017
20.
After 10 long weeks… pic.twitter.com/pZUvyLjHN5
— Chris Evans (@ChrisEvans) September 3, 2017
21.
look at this asshole pic.twitter.com/Zw51zvkMZY
— Megan (@GOOKCITY) August 18, 2017
22.
Satanic ritual to summon the Goodest Boy Ever pic.twitter.com/SkjmjiUB4a
— Kim (@realkimhansen) August 27, 2017