1.
It seems unfair and statistically improbable for the odd sex dream to turn into a full-on anxiety nightmare and yet, here we are.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) May 23, 2013
2.
the anxiety of momentarily not being able to remember what you're anxious about
— Lindy West (@thelindywest) May 21, 2016
3.
Idea:
— Chez McCorvey (@CelebrityChez) November 12, 2014
Apartments designed for people with anxiety issues called "The Zo Lofts".
4.
I watch the news when I want my generalized anxiety disorder to be more specific.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) November 26, 2014
5.
ALL MY PEOPLE WITH SOCIAL ANXIETY IN THE HOUSE SAY HOOOOOOO
— Alexis Wilkinson (@OhGodItsAlexis) November 8, 2014
[nervous mumbling]
6.
me: what can possibly go wrong tho
— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) March 28, 2015
anxiety: im glad you asked
7.
Any chair can be a rocking chair if your anxiety is bad enough.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) June 18, 2016
8.
Nobody buys into "if you can conceive it, you can achieve it!!!" more than my anxiety
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) December 30, 2015
9.
Why don't they make a phone that charges itself on the anxiety about your phone running out of juice.
— marc maron (@marcmaron) September 7, 2014
10.
me to my anxiety: pic.twitter.com/fJYpVNK8Zo
— Tabir Akhter (@tabir) April 14, 2015
11.
Social anxiety? Do what I do: set a shed on fire, sneak out in the ensuing melee.
— Andy Richter (@AndyRichter) September 1, 2013
Only works twice
12.
having anxiety but still wanting friends pic.twitter.com/42m1R4I95v
— ️ (@anxietyisyou) February 15, 2016
13.
Does my anxiety give me diarrhea or does my diarrhea give me anxiety? This is a real diarrhea chicken/diarrhea egg situation.
— Chris Gethard (@ChrisGethard) May 8, 2012
14.
I'm not saying I want to be haunted by a creepy ghost child, but a good mirror scare would be a nice reprieve from "free-floating" anxiety.
— Julieanne Smolinski (@BoobsRadley) August 11, 2014
15.
anxiety in one picture pic.twitter.com/FokKOsmWn6
— Sarcasm (@TheFunnyTeens) February 26, 2016
16.
Myyyy social anxiety brings all the mumblemumblemumblelookaway
— Amy Dentata (@AmyDentata) April 17, 2013
17.
March winds bring April showers, April showers bring anxiety attacks in the garden center of Home Depot.
— Amy Dillon (@amydillon) April 13, 2015
18.
the netflix counter of how many seconds until the next episode plays automatically is freaking me out. anxiety is cool everyone get anxious
— U HAVE WON XMAS HAM (@jon_snow_420) March 27, 2016
19.
Pretty cool how anxiety makes life feel like Super Mario Bros. when the running-out-of-time music comes on.
— Stephanie McMaster (@Smethanie) November 6, 2013
20.
I love introducing my social anxiety to someone else's social anxiety
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 31, 2016
21.
They should make an app for people with anxiety or depression that will have extroverts make phone calls and appointments for them.
— Akilah Hughes (@AkilahObviously) February 24, 2016
22.
To achieve inner peace, just convince yourself the anxiety fueled hellscape of a life you created is exactly what you wanted. Namaste.
— the war on bethmas (@bourgeoisalien) September 12, 2015
23.
Anxiety is the price of life.
— Merry Fitzmas (@UnFitz) September 22, 2012
24.
when you think about it, having both depression and anxiety is an effective system of checks and balances
— anna borges (@annabroges) April 12, 2016