1.
Cop: u get to make one call
— COOL MEGA (@coolmega) June 5, 2017
Me: ok but like where's my mobile this isn't 1997 i don't know any numbers except for lube mobile 13 30 32
2.
BEFORE TWITTER:
— Colley (@JamColley) May 30, 2017
American:
"G'day". That's funny. What does it mean?
NOW:
American:
crack a cold one ya farken gronk, burke's on the telly
3.
She'll never turn er back on a mate
— The Body Gibiatti (@OldBaconDave) November 22, 2016
She'll Maccas run real late
She's a millenial who cant buy real estate
She is the one named Straya Moon pic.twitter.com/NxzJHZ60dw
4.
me entering australia: (fanning myself) oh governor i do declare… everythign when i enter australia
— josh (@ruinedpicnic) April 19, 2016
5.
"Healthy Harold? Mate I haven't heard that name in years." pic.twitter.com/GJospfuCDF
— Mitch Feltscheer (@mitchfel) May 30, 2017
6.
australian pokedex 1-29 pic.twitter.com/IBe2E0RWTv
— Paul Robertson (@probzz) May 26, 2017
7.
My Dad though Russell Coight was real. Anytime I watched him, Dad would walk in and be like "Oh not that dickhead again, he knows NOTHING!"
— Peter Taggart (@petertaggart) May 28, 2017
8.
"Don't be a shit cunt." – ancient Australian proverb
— mummabelle (@nutbrah) November 30, 2016
9.
Sometimes living in Australia feels like getting cropped out of a photo.
— Becky Lucas (@Becky_Lucas89) June 5, 2017
10.
I am in country Australia and we have found a literal dat boi sculpture pic.twitter.com/ig9wqGwE7P
— brad esposito (@braddybb) April 14, 2017
11.
Roses are red,
— Michael Beveridge (@mickyb273) June 2, 2017
The real shady is slim, pic.twitter.com/cdBctTqCC6
12.
there is nothing any other city could ever do to top the sydney seal riding a fucking whale pic.twitter.com/Aogdb1EREc
— abraham bloodshack (@pleasedontatme) September 16, 2015
13.
You're all obsessed with me and I totally get it.
— Lee Lin Chin (@LeeLinChinSBS) May 14, 2017
14.
The Great Barrier Reef and I have a lot in common pic.twitter.com/M72gFuEDYX
— Tahlia Pritchard (@Tahls) October 17, 2016
15.
OBEY ALL ROAD SIGNS pic.twitter.com/cQN7bnq2ug
— good small horce (@george_llevi) March 26, 2017
16.
he is going to put this in his ass pic.twitter.com/QuQ7niTCj5
— keen online poster (@jonathonio) January 20, 2016
17.
to everyone who says australian street art is subpar pic.twitter.com/leVgKn2aTU
— fungbunger (@parsfarce) January 17, 2017
18.
beware of the snakes in marobura, "they're a bit howyagarn" pic.twitter.com/AkVK1lrVJZ
— drew (@dangerfries) October 31, 2016
19.
feeling extremely patriotic reading this pic.twitter.com/lIf5cuAIui
— Lucy Valentine (@LucyXIV) March 11, 2017
20.
Same pic.twitter.com/QVQTnBSv25
— Gina Rushton (@ginarush) November 16, 2016
21.
Here's a bloke in a bucket hat hitting a bong on the Iron Throne. This is why we can't have nice things, Australia. pic.twitter.com/ppxrXLGSnw
— Alex McClintock (@axmcc) July 6, 2014
22.
sydney: i'm a vacuous idiot
— Vince Rugari (@VinceRugari) August 18, 2016
melbourne: i'm an intolerable hipster
perth: (inaudible)
brisbane: bloody what's garn on
adelaide: dunno aye
23.
TO ANY MAGPIES ON TWITTER: I have very, very, very little interest in stealing your eggs. I have a flawless track record re: your eggs.
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) October 6, 2016
24.
you: australians have no culture
— Mark Di Stefano(@MarkDiStef) November 3, 2016
me: pic.twitter.com/GbJCu6sCh7
25.
I call this artwork "Australian TV" pic.twitter.com/P4dVDu2Hnt
— Alex Lee (@alex_c_lee) October 14, 2016
26.
Me when I pick up your new Australian novel and then it's set in a small coastal town pic.twitter.com/CFvf5f0eF2
— Chris Somerville (@chrisomerville) April 30, 2017
27.
.@Coles this is absolutely disgraceful our country is gripped in an epidemic and you’re an enabler pic.twitter.com/weqSkYCXHa
— dan (@dannolan) December 2, 2015