1.
When your pen melts in the heat.

@MelanieJEaston

2.
idea for a better society: tinder replaces each person’s age with ‘has air conditioning yes/no’
@Brocklesnitch

3.
it’s currently summer in australia so i’ve got my fan on but it’s literally so weak wtf it feels like a small child is softly blowing on me
@lovelylivvi_

4.
it’s still 29 degrees how can people enjoy this godforsaken season
@LucyXIV

5.
The hardest part of moving into a new place is figuring out which train to catch in the morning that won’t result in a sweaty/trampled death
@Tahls

6.
a good way to cool down on a hot day – get a friend to turn on the garden hose, and have them point the stream directly into your arsehole
@mattvbrady

7.
I’ve thought “it’s soooo hot” so many times my brain is boring itself
@RachelCorbett

8.
This is what happens when you leave soft drink in your car during a heatwave – Pepsi explosion everywhere

@DominicCansdale

9.
You know it’s summer in Australia when you can’t even finish your cereal before the milk goes lukewarm
@_jneu

10.
put a tarp over your car and tie your pets to something that wont blow away, its a summer afternoon in brisbane

@thomas_violence

11.
I’m done with waking up literally swimming in my own sweat can climate change just like relax
@badgalsez

12.
I wonder if I could just move to Canada. How cold does it get there?
@laureningram

13.
me getting ready this morning as it’s already fucking 30.C at 7am

@DanielRadiance

14.
Compelling thesis

@jrhennessy

15.
If you’re in Sydney, mention the weather to strangers. They might not realise its hot and will appreciate the heads up.
@scottdools

16.
You know it’s summer in Australia, when you turn on the cold water and it’s as hot as the hot water tap
@LeonaReq

17.
this 34 degree melb weather feels wildly different to the 34 degree sweat resplendent swamp that was sydney on the weekend
@sabinahusic

18.
You know it’s summer in Australia when

@stilesxdaddario

19.
I hate most things about summer (the sweating, the exhaustion, the discomfort), but i think the inability to keep my glasses in place wins
@spokeskitten

20.
5:30am: it’s 28 fucking degrees & super fucking humid rn. i threw an actual tantrum last night bc i couldn’t sleep. i fucking hate summer
@chlosarge