1.
"Name a more iconic trio" pic.twitter.com/TYScq3WdBW
— NEWCASTLE, NSW (@THEREGULARLUKEO) June 9, 2017
2.
Just paid $6 for some Pringles melb CBD sure makes it expensive to be a fat cunt
— Jonny (NewGuy) (@ImTheFNG) April 10, 2016
3.
Never change, @guardian pic.twitter.com/obwIu7TqkT
— David Donaldson (@davidadonaldson) June 19, 2017
4.
i love that australia regularly runs ad campaigns for meat. not a specific company that makes meat or sells meat. just the concept of meat
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) January 13, 2016
5.
"Australians have no culture"
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) March 3, 2017
um, try again sweaty pic.twitter.com/7W9IYr2hzG
6.
how goods this passiona?
— Tim Stewart (@TStew777) July 11, 2017
Justin Bieber: that's pasito
sorry
7.
If you ask any Australian how their trip to a small country town was, the first thing they'll say is "yeah good, we found this nice bakery"
— ya fave μαλάκας (@mathaiaus) July 31, 2017
8.
There is no more quintessentially Sydney experience than pretending you had a nice time at the Night Noodle Markets
— Nick Bond (@bondnickbond) October 18, 2016
9.
always keep 1 in me wallet just in case I get lucky pic.twitter.com/PsQciCySDf
— Aaron Gocs (@AaronGocs) August 14, 2017
10.
[emerges from time machine from 1 year in the future just as you're about to buy some "ripen at home" avocados]
— Jazmasta (@jazmasta) November 12, 2016
"They're never gonna ripen"
11.
Feel like I'm cribbing off @CookSuck's whole schtick but I found humanity's suffering distilled in one image. pic.twitter.com/CoJ9GAP8Q3
— Ben Cuzzupe (@BenCuzzupe) August 25, 2017
12.
i hate when ppl say Australians have no culture like um try again sweetie ;) pic.twitter.com/LLlnTOZrES
— Cook Suck (@CookSuck) March 25, 2017
13.
hangin for a root pic.twitter.com/72HnLGEkey
— fungbunger (@parsfarce) February 7, 2017
14.
Are you Aussie enough to keep a soggy container of Chang's fried noodle salad in your fridge just so you can eat it every day?
—(@talzir) April 30, 2017
15.
just getting some fries ready pic.twitter.com/r8K3j7xDFQ
— andrew (@IllyBocean) July 23, 2017
16.
if u ever, even for 1 second doubt your intelligence just remember that this is a footnote from a published Law Journal pic.twitter.com/IZtFtm0QLy
— raccoon fan accnt (@kish_lal) April 9, 2017
17.
Stoner: Could you bring some edibles to the party?
— Dan Schmidt (@SkaSchmidt) July 7, 2017
Me: No worries mate, I'm all about the 420. pic.twitter.com/IAH9NQ07zs
18.
hey @CampbellSoupCo you mind explaining this pic.twitter.com/5hVcQ93iOB
— andrew (@IllyBocean) July 25, 2017
19.
OBEY ALL ROAD SIGNS pic.twitter.com/cQN7bnq2ug
— good small horce (@george_llevi) March 26, 2017
20.
you can name any rural town in australia and say "they've got a bloody good pasty there" and no one will ever challenge you
— jake (@burkes_backyard) March 20, 2017
21.
me: CHUCK IT ON MY HECS
— drew (@dangerfries) November 3, 2016
person: this is oportos ma'am, we don't have hecs
22.
"what did you do on your day off Matt?"
— Matt Bungard(@TheMattBungard) December 15, 2016
"I ranked every single Arnott's biscuit into tiers."
"Haha, but seriously Matt" pic.twitter.com/ibm71n4MXQ
23.
pommy: mother may i have a sweetie
— fungbunger (@parsfarce) July 31, 2016
australian: OI MUM GIVE US A FUCKIN CLANGER pic.twitter.com/j8qiY1Ixpe
24.
Check this ruthless legend of a reptile going huge on the goon and juice. He's gonna regret everything in the morning pic.twitter.com/yUjV6edQUa
— AtticusThomas (@AtticusThomas) July 24, 2015