1.
[checks bank account] more fake news smh
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) January 11, 2017
2.
i once saw a pigeon on the subway & it got off at the financial distribct & all i coud think was "cool. that bird makes more money than me"
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) March 1, 2016
3.
wow things really do be costing money out here pic.twitter.com/rbr87ygitw
— queen of flopping (@plantsforhire) February 28, 2017
4.
"if you ain't got no money take yo broke ass home.."
— ㅤ (@homeauxsexuaI) March 19, 2017
me, a broke individual: I SAY IF YOU AINT GOT NO MONEY TAKE YO BROKE ASS HOME pic.twitter.com/GLIkuXoZCy
5.
U ever so broke u get mad about things that u spent money on like DAMN IT IF I WOULDNT HAVE BOUGHT _____ I WOULD HAVE 60 DOLLARS RN
— Maria(@cakefacedcutie) May 20, 2016
7.
that's it, this *eats out twice in one day* time around i'm sav*amazon*ing money *uber* and curbing *wine* my spe*ubers again*nding
— jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) March 3, 2017
8.
Me listening to my bank read me back the charges realizing none of them are fraud & my ass just can't save money pic.twitter.com/MkW0HkHrSP
— Alluring Ivy(@Drebae_) March 15, 2017
9.
Me trying not to spend money as soon as that direct deposit hits pic.twitter.com/02T3AqvHA3
— Karla (@kaayjimenez_) March 31, 2017
10.
ROBBER: give me all of your money
— erin chack(@ErinChack) February 7, 2017
ME: shit can i venmo you
11.
MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) February 24, 2015
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.
12.
When your parents make a joke and you need money pic.twitter.com/T2DvOtGXfT
— luke james fan acc (@theblackveIma) February 8, 2016
13.
When they offer you a free trial VS. when they ask you for your card information pic.twitter.com/oGPnapOI2f
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) November 2, 2016
14.
me:i would never sell out on social media
— beth mccoll (@imteddybless) April 25, 2017
broke me:Just tried this Fit LeGs tea & boy r my legs are fitter than ever! They r just so healthy
15.
You can't be broke if you don't check your bank account pic.twitter.com/brpgiWflym
— Ryan (@RyanWindoww) January 23, 2017
16.
Me talking myself into buying everything I see vs. me to myself after spending all my money pic.twitter.com/2EBaUx1puN
— lexy (@lexysaeyang) November 25, 2016
17.
[on quiz show]
— k e e t(@KeetPotato) October 14, 2014
"and if you won some money today keith, what would you do with it?"
*leans way too close into the microphone*
spend it alex
18.
when ur friends beg you to come out the house and y'all don't even do shit and u end up spending the money u supposed to be saving on food pic.twitter.com/xiEfARZxtD
—October 25, 2016
19.
pretty much sums up my life rn x pic.twitter.com/ftG1Ta44Pu
— ri (@Rionaclairee) April 14, 2017