1. When your baby starts making the decisions

2. When your routine changes

3. When your clothes won’t fit

4. When the constipation is too much to bear

5. When your field of vision changes

6. And it makes simple tasks so much harder to do

7. When your emotions are haywire

8. When you can barely fit in your vehicle

9. When bending over is out of the question

10. When you’re sweating all the time

11. When the hunger never stops

12. When your boobs are engorged

13. And snacks even get trapped in them

14. When your feet are expanding

15. When you just can’t function

16. When you spring a leak

17. And when your growing body parts are competing with each other