1.
When the ref asks to see ur studs before kick off pic.twitter.com/7HyDQ5PwUE
— CallumOgston (@CallumOgston) April 30, 2017
2.
when ur underage in wetherspoons & see the bouncer coming pic.twitter.com/SSZrNR2glr
— Callum (@cal_thornhill) January 17, 2017
3.
autoglass: autoglass repair
—b e t h(@sticktoyourgxns) March 20, 2017
me: autoglass replace pic.twitter.com/g04aMYseMc
4.
How funny is that 'oop' noise u make when u walk into someone
— Kai Giudici McCann (@kaimccann_) May 8, 2017
5.
When you're struggling to reach the word count whilst writing an essay pic.twitter.com/czr48f5EYT
— Dan (@DanielWhitear) May 18, 2017
6.
Saw ur mum's finally retiring. pic.twitter.com/7V29ub8B76
— Finkowska (@finkowska) April 23, 2017
7.
Childish snigger pic.twitter.com/FCeX9G6K3g
— Dave Haustead (P) (@seagull60) May 6, 2017
8.
When your going out wi the lads at 6 but you've got to ride the Valhalla Blackpool pleasure beach ride at 7 pic.twitter.com/aXb7XPQ6ka
— zach green (@zach2302) April 24, 2017
9.
Sitcom pic.twitter.com/bVWDsak1py
— Joanna Walsh (@badaude) April 29, 2017
10.
"I love these tasty human potato sticks"
— Parker (@panoparker) May 2, 2017
"Chips, Theresa, they are called…"
"STRONG AND STABLE POTATO STICKS" pic.twitter.com/XQfJoJCPZi
11.
If Labour wins I want my £27k refund back in my account in 3-5 working days
— tay (@tsbx__) May 11, 2017
12.
If you buy sandwiches like these from corner shops I can't trust you. pic.twitter.com/3iLkq82BOT
— CHAMPAGNEPAKI (@asad_abdullah17) May 8, 2017
13.
Another lacklustre effort from Enid Blyton pic.twitter.com/xwwv3W6ckJ
— Tom Richardson (@TomRichardson) March 22, 2017
14.
Wtf cos a always watch This Morning n tell ma mum a pure love Philip schofield she's went n got this made deed pic.twitter.com/B6Oig2dXNk
— Emma Beglan (@emmabeglan1) May 10, 2017
15.
I sleep with my grandad's WWII bayonet under my pillow. You never know when someone might break in and start filming Antiques Road Show.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) January 14, 2017
16.
When he tells you he's a Tory pic.twitter.com/bUAy26AEGI
— Em (@_emilyth) May 1, 2017
17.
why does britney look like it's her first night out for freshers week?? pic.twitter.com/h9fq5hZWpm
— ㅤ (@sighspearz) September 28, 2016
18.
How sad is it that one day was the last time you went out to play with ur pals n you never even realised it
— rachel (@rachelbissett) May 14, 2017
19.
Life has gone downhill for postman pat and his cat pic.twitter.com/lq7wV5s15t
— Connor McLaughlin (@_ConnorM) January 1, 2017
20.
'Shhh I've only had 5 beers.'
— Shteve (@SteveBlogs1) May 6, 2017
'You've had 15.'
'It's closer to 10.' pic.twitter.com/lOO0lafSXE
21.
Coming soon to ITV2: BURNHAM, a tough northern detective who breaks the rules but always gets results. pic.twitter.com/j6fC7OwniT
— Patrick Smith (@psmith) April 28, 2017
22.
Cannot unsee. pic.twitter.com/10qYqknaiQ
— Daniel Holland (@DannyDutch) September 6, 2016
23.
It's the remix to ignition
— amy (@amyp0tter) May 13, 2017
Hot and fresh out the kitchen
4,000 homes for rough sleepers
And you won't have to pay for tuition pic.twitter.com/rLQnJ3Kjdp
24.
Vowel please Nicki pic.twitter.com/CbPI2zcdll
— Simon J Whitby (@SimonJWhitby) April 16, 2017
25.
It's great how the Eggheads have now been given Gladiator-style names. pic.twitter.com/d1OIzFHs
— TV Cream (@tvcream) August 30, 2012
26.
bae: Come over
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 21, 2017
May: I'm pretending to meet real people for the cameras
bae: There's a child here eating a free school dinner
May: pic.twitter.com/o3dXBnBAAL
27.
Lenny Henry is home! pic.twitter.com/EdBwQRMYKK
— Adam Hess (@adamhess1) December 14, 2016
28.
Winds so strong that York is getting blown to the coast pic.twitter.com/MVOVFSHqxp
February 21, 2017
29.
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you pic.twitter.com/qCoF30eEWK
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) February 7, 2017
30.
@Tesco transfer me 10,000 club card points and you can have it back pic.twitter.com/rw5Us3PqUX
— a (@Aavaiz) January 21, 2017
31.
New Pope at Morrisons pic.twitter.com/HaHjmsiwZ7
— James Houston Online (@1030) May 19, 2017
32.
Paul Gascoigne says he used to think news stories on the Gaza Strip were about him http://t.co/n8hr52LuKK pic.twitter.com/jRcniVvjQ3
— Sky News (@SkyNews) June 8, 2015
33.
Today is gonna be the day that they're gonna throw it back to you pic.twitter.com/qCoF30eEWK
— Sean Leahy (@thepunningman) February 7, 2017