1.
When you follow someone through multiple doors pic.twitter.com/9HWxOt9Vf2
— Jake Reynolds (@JakeReynoldss) July 6, 2017
2.
Elliott's got a lasses number last night, rang it, and when it picked up it said "thank you for donating £5 to dogs trust"
— rhys. (@rhysrubiosenior) July 16, 2017
3.
She can move in any direction you know… pic.twitter.com/jN3dUJwZz7
— James (@Jimbobaroo) July 6, 2017
4.
Fucking weird that if you wanna get to sleep you have to pretend like you are already sleeping
— jordanbennett (@j_bennett9) July 15, 2017
5.
Picked up my mum steaming and she said "can we get chips" to which I replied "no we have some in the freezer",been waiting years to say that
— Pete Bradley (@PEEBZ_B) July 7, 2017
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I'm enjoying the irony of this looking like a gay wedding ceremony that neither set of parents entirely approve of.#DUPCoalition pic.twitter.com/Bvzj5cypOC
— John Smith (@verypopularname) June 26, 2017
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Courtney's wee brothers missing and her grans posted that oan Facebook , look at the state ae that reply pic.twitter.com/J4VpDC68pD
— Kierbo (@kieranjoussef) July 5, 2017
8.
Uh, yeah… that's kinda how shorts work pic.twitter.com/2xSi1MNRGU
— Qwerty Jones (@QwertyJones3) July 3, 2017
9.
Are you even British if you don't say "let me come in your suitcase" when anyone you know is off on holiday
— megs (@megdacey98) June 20, 2017
10.
hate when people say "you're never off your phone" well I'm not paying £50 a month to just look at it laying on a table you fucking idiot
— Jamie Macgregor (@m1ndspeak5truth) July 10, 2017
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rt if you wish u had just £961 in ur bank account pic.twitter.com/wa36Tx2hYU
— boaby (@_itsbonnie) July 3, 2017
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I replaced the characters in Guess Who? with 24 Norfolk County Council Conservative councillors pic.twitter.com/LcrWbvf6nf
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) July 4, 2017
13.
Hate the noises the tennis players make at Wimbledon, absolute racquet
— Crossy (@_Crossy72) July 3, 2017
14.
Presumably good at helping people stay alive. pic.twitter.com/xvj0jF3lJh
— Andrew Dennison (@CharlieBeatnik) July 14, 2017
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Summer for me is about time with family . pic.twitter.com/dtft1CZoyl
— Peter Crouch (@petercrouch) June 19, 2017
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@DominicL96
17.
Someone just sent this to me on the tube pic.twitter.com/ihYTqmOF3f
— Bella (@belladilorenzo3) July 5, 2017
18.
Can we admire this blonde woman's attempt to split a minor moshpit up pic.twitter.com/IQK6Qnut4L
— j.yemm (@joshyemm) July 8, 2017
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@MasaiLincoln
20.
Lying on the beach in maga and a phone went off, boy behind me stood up and at the top of his voice went "guys I got a text' made my day
— Emily Rees (@emilykrees) July 16, 2017
21.
I'm begging of you please don't take my man pic.twitter.com/rFkRMFhdkl
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) July 3, 2017
22.
Cheers gran pic.twitter.com/KoL3GIJkuQ
— Jack Gault (@jackgaut_) July 15, 2017
23.
Examiners fuck me off with how slow they collect papers, you've been stood there for 3 hours doing fuck all pal come on time to shine
— Phil (@jackphil97) January 18, 2017
24.
My mum is deffo gonna disown me pic.twitter.com/b5o0QH239R
— Em (@Mononokxy) July 16, 2017
25.
when you can't be bothered leaving your room to get some food pic.twitter.com/MxMlHPr7VP
— lewis aitken (@lxwissss) June 1, 2017
26.
honestly last night someone asked me if crabs think we walk sideways n a havent stopped thinkin about it since
— ninaa (@ninagilbert7) July 16, 2017
27.
My sister had an argument with her friend in a taxi last night and the taxi drivers just rang her to find out if they've made up wtf
— KK (@kaitlinkiernanx) July 9, 2017
28.
Lucky old June. pic.twitter.com/2WAm9cNeeD
— Jo Haseltine (@Jo_Haseltine) July 17, 2017
29.
Still don't know how I got away with a huge hip flask as my prom clutch pic.twitter.com/fYDJkA0MuC
— EL (@eleanorclrke) July 2, 2017
30.
CHANGING YOUR DUVET COVER
— manytypesoftea (@manytypesoftea) July 15, 2017
-remember to use your energy sparingly. It's a marathon, not a sprint
-make sure you stay hydrated
-don't panic
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@bent_os
32.
Think we've just found our Aladdin pic.twitter.com/LFrzX0QiOs
— .paak (@_raavz) July 13, 2017