1.
I can't believe Drake discovered Canada almost 150 years ago.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) July 1, 2015
2.
AMERICAN HORROR STORY: CANADIAN WINTER
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) February 7, 2014
3.
Imagine schoolchildren trying to guess in 30 years what nation celebrated a landmark anniversary with these national symbols. pic.twitter.com/OEfvGHc4NP
— Sean Craig (@sdbcraig) June 30, 2017
4.
When it costs $1580 for shipping.. #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/yprQNr7pQ6
— Alyssa Butler (@_Alyssa_Butler) April 18, 2016
5.
Just found out America doesn't celebrate Canada Day until July 4th? Weird.
— Steve Patterson (@patterballs) July 3, 2015
6.
Meanwhile in canada we be like!! pic.twitter.com/dOJZmj7Uxi
— GROW YOUR KUSH (@growyourkush) November 29, 2014
7.
1. Justin Trudeau 2. at Pride 3. wearing rainbow socks 4. high-fiving a little girl dressed as Wonder Woman pic.twitter.com/1xYQoOaPOt
— laura olin (@lauraolin) June 25, 2017
8.
@laurenduca
9.
Please enjoy this loop of Justin Trudeau saying "yaaaaaas." pic.twitter.com/6H9tVVkL7E
— BuzzFeed Canada (@BuzzFeedCanada) September 21, 2016
10.
"Happy birthday, America. Oh, our birthday? Yea, it was a few days ago. You forgot again. It's fine."
— Andrew Barr (@AndrewBarr8) July 4, 2015
- Canada
11.
You know you're in Canada when you look out your window and see this… pic.twitter.com/arsxTe4Zga
— Eastwood (@Eagle_Vision) January 24, 2016
12.
*whispers "Happy Canada Day" while slowly sliding finger in and out of a poutine*
— Matt O'Brien (@matt_obrien) July 1, 2014
13.
You know you're in Canada when @JustinBeiber shows up in your textbook #Eh pic.twitter.com/p9D0i8iD0j
— Tricia-Lynn Pascia (@TLPascia) March 19, 2013
14.
PEOPLE: we want a Canadian holiday
— Ryan North (@ryanqnorth) July 1, 2015
PM: ok, Canada Day, done
PEOPLE: we were thinking "Partyzone 8000"
PM: no wait
PM: wait
PM: Canada D'eh
15.
"I'll bring my lighter" #CANADAPROBLEMS pic.twitter.com/nFs1PhomEP
— Nikita Ravi (@nikitaravi95) November 27, 2015
16.
Happy Canada Day to nice people and asshole geese.
— (((OhNoSheTwitnt))) (@OhNoSheTwitnt) July 1, 2015
17.
Meanwhile in Canada… pic.twitter.com/VhbYbhM84f
— Flynn O'Connor (@thoronas) August 3, 2015
18.
Canada Day Plans
— Michael A. Balazo (@mbalazo) June 27, 2016
- visit Tim Horton’s grave
- eat supper on grave
- DJ on grave
- MDMA on grave
- make love on grave
- firecracker
19.
You know you're in Canada when…people are drinking maple syrup on the street. pic.twitter.com/gWxt7o6mzA
— nobody (@petbugs13) April 16, 2016
20.
Celebrate diversity and tolerance this Canada Day by wearing red and white and making fun of anyone who doesn't
— sweaty five dollars (@iscoff) July 1, 2013
21.
Tim Hortons Iced Capps: The drink you should never watch being made because it looks like a robot doing hangover poops into a glass of milk
— Jon Blair (@okjonblair) July 27, 2014
22.
Today is Canada Day so maybe throw an extra "u" in one of your words or finally acknowledge us as a real country.
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) July 1, 2013
23.
I DARE YOU TO CUT ALL THE WAY THROUGH SANDWICHES, TIM HORTONS.
— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) March 13, 2012
24.
Canada Day! Let's party… but not too late guys, America's right next door & they were working all day & have to get up in the morning. Thx
— Diana McCallum (@WordsOfDiana) July 1, 2013
25.
when u go to Tim Hortons and they tell u the iced capp machine is broken pic.twitter.com/NVcnMZLmIA
— gonorrleah (@leah_koz) October 3, 2015
26.
In honor of Canada Day, sorry
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) July 1, 2014
27.
And the Oscar for Best Actress goes to…woman enjoying the turkey sausage breakfast sandwich in Tim Hortons commercial. What a performance!
— D.J. Demers (@djdemers) December 30, 2013
28.
Being Canadian means never having to apologize for saying you're sorry.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) April 25, 2013
29.
"Rehab is amazing!"
— Jocelyn Geddie (@jocelyngeddie) May 7, 2014
"You're at Tim Hortons."
"I'm working really hard."
"You're just eating donuts."
"This rehab is so rich and delicious."
30.
#CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/XgVsIxeYLp
— Karen & Tyler (@ottawaontcouple) January 31, 2016
31.
When you're 10 minutes into Tim Hortons and chill and he gives you this look pic.twitter.com/9CmuGKremc
— massiel (@cabelIostan) November 6, 2015
32.
#CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/XgVsIxeYLp
— Karen & Tyler (@ottawaontcouple) January 31, 2016
33.
Canadian Locker room talk from a leaked 2005 recording on an ET Canada bus
— Andrew Ivimey (@Ivimey) October 15, 2016
Trudeau: I love consensual sex.
Rick Campanelli: *Nods politely*
34.
When Canadians fight on Twitter. pic.twitter.com/kVyRYTOcQs
— Brosephine Wires (@JoParkerBear) May 28, 2017
35.
. @Drake is drake short for dracob?
— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) May 27, 2014
36.
came across a little canadian twitter drama tonight pic.twitter.com/GFlaZqO5Mu
— Bita (@Voldemorts_Lord) March 22, 2017
37.
What the hell America? If I wanted a fist full of $1 coins I would have stayed in Canada.#Libertoonie pic.twitter.com/aXr2QAKdA2
— Craig Fay (@CraigFayComedy) September 16, 2016
38.
ME: *drinking Canada Dry*
— Dave Cactus (@dave_cactus) June 22, 2017
CANADIANS: Hello 911? There's a guy here somehow drinking our water reservoirs.
39.
EP_biedermann
40.
This is how we toughen kids up in Canada. Over -19C? Get outside, punk. pic.twitter.com/P4ndO5Vhyg
— Joel K (@JoelKlettke) January 8, 2016
41.
You know you're in Canada when… #MapleTofu pic.twitter.com/H8nmqYaoPk
— bruschetta dortmund (@meridiansour) February 22, 2016
42.
This is how we toughen kids up in Canada. Over -19C? Get outside, punk. pic.twitter.com/P4ndO5Vhyg
— Joel K (@JoelKlettke) January 8, 2016
43.
welcome to canada, a place where maple scented pens are a thing pic.twitter.com/xuT3XRtnmx
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) June 4, 2017
44.
You know you're in Canada when hockey sticks are specifically listed as potentially lethal weapons. pic.twitter.com/v7xUPFilEw
— PsychAss (@PsychicAssault) January 26, 2016
45.
this is a federal crime in canada pic.twitter.com/WW3O2mHujz
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) July 14, 2016
46.
CANADIAN: im a canadian
— jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 28, 2016
DATE: cool i've never met a comedian befor
CANADIAN: [is too polite to corect them, dedicates entire life to comedy]
47.
you: queen carly rae jepsen
— Tanya Chen (@Tanya_Chen) May 26, 2017
me, an intellectual, and very obnoxious canadian expat: queen canadian carly rae of canadian idol of canada
48.
You're not a real Canadian until you've slipped on ice while changing the Shania Twain song on your phone.
— Sam Montgomery (@sammontgomery) January 24, 2016
49.
carly rae jepsen is canada's number 1 export
— cam (@LameronCy) June 25, 2017
50.
You know you're Canadian when.. pic.twitter.com/iKg30QC5Oe
— johnny (@Juwops) May 14, 2016
51.
#canada150 y'all pic.twitter.com/sy2KseWTEl
— Tracey Lindeman (@traceylindeman) June 23, 2017
52.
Overheard a conversation amongst girls about "the biggest fuckboy in Parry Sound" at the hortons. Ten bucks his name is Dustin.
— Dave Atkinson (@shitshooters) January 24, 2016
53.
Canada living in 2069 while America is living in 1955 pic.twitter.com/FR1VN1awN8
— BeautifulCholo (@YRNMarbo) June 10, 2017
54.
when you cut the bagged milk too wide and someone is about to use it #canadianproblems pic.twitter.com/uHBfdP0cg2
— mel(@polygonhearted) April 25, 2016
55.
What if Mexico build a wall and then so do Canada and then the rest of us chip in for a lid?
— a full of(@howlieT) January 26, 2017
56.
Ok, fair enough @canadapostcorp that’s a decent reason to not drop the package off at my door. pic.twitter.com/ykAldpWpEP
— M Fane (@IamFane) September 24, 2014
57.
You know you're in Canada when the #Playmobil section at #ToysRUs looks like that pic.twitter.com/Ddfz9JKD5W
— Fred Bricon (@fbricon) January 8, 2016
58.
The only problem with Halloween in Canada is trying to fit a snowsuit underneath your costume.
— Cause We're Canadian (@MadelnCanada) October 31, 2014
59.
would you rather fight 150 duck-sized sesquicentennials or one sesquicentennial-sized duck
— Seb FoxAllen (@purpledocket) May 29, 2017
60.
I didn't realize "Canadian" was a language. Do they teach the "Eh, B, C's"? #EverySentenceEndsInHockey pic.twitter.com/bIZnXFVeds
— Jared Padalecki (@jarpad) September 16, 2014
61.
You know you're in Canada when these are be types of ads you get pic.twitter.com/zqDOI5mu02
— Laura Walter (@laura_walter22) May 12, 2016
62.
I always wonder how many of the incidents we investigate started with someone yelling YOLO…
— Regina Police (@reginapolice) August 23, 2012
63.
#Meanwhile in Canada pic.twitter.com/8ItQ0BGwkE
— Marguerite Côté (@MaggieTheBee) December 28, 2015
64.
meanwhile, in Canada http://t.co/5w56cOCT5R pic.twitter.com/UlcIHLMRhu
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) September 17, 2015
65.
Canadian road rage. pic.twitter.com/9dZLpqlcz4
— You Had One Job (@YouHadOneJ0B) June 26, 2017
66.
Those polite Canadians. RT @RA762: You know you're in Canada when..
— Brometheus (@mtbsteve) February 7, 2015
;) pic.twitter.com/evU6oQPUb7
67.
Stopped for coffee in Beaverton and saw this in the drivethru @TimHortons , wondered if they had cup holders #TimHortons #OnlyInCanada pic.twitter.com/dlzyeYHV7o
— MyWellnessUniverse (@MyWellnessU) June 12, 2017
68.
Smoke's Poutine: "How do you like your poutine?"
— Ryan Dillon (@TheRyanDillon) September 20, 2015
Me: "Now"
69.
At Toronto Pearson Airport, we spotted this little fellow checking to see who had come off the flight from Edmonton. pic.twitter.com/m2nSdrxwXt
— Cameron Graham (@camerongraham) May 6, 2017
70.
Only in #NovaScotia. #Halifax pic.twitter.com/MK4UkJCoCg
— Sabrina Fabian (@SabrinaCBC_RC) August 11, 2015
71.
Should I go to #TimHortons or maybe Tim Horton's, or how about Tim Horton's? Such variety here. #onlyincanada pic.twitter.com/hx8yeNLElA
— Patrick Jones (@patsokay) June 8, 2017
72.
Welcome to Canada, here's a box of Timbits, a toque, and the lyrics to the Log Drivers Waltz. Burnt toast?
— Titan Raccoon (@BarbiturateCat) December 15, 2016
73.
I love this country. Pulled over for speeding on a downtown street. #onlyincanada #canada150 pic.twitter.com/B7ijTbavuv
— Rachael Segal (@segalrs) May 10, 2017
74.
Typical Canadian Conversation: "Well that's somethin there." "Oh yeah." "OH yeah." "OHHH yeah." "OOOOHHHHHHHHHH–" *both turn into kettles*
— #1 VERY GOOD BOY (@markmarklittle) August 11, 2015
75.
Canadian bumper cars, nobody wants to hit each other! Lmao#onlyincanada pic.twitter.com/xVkQGiev8S
— Aaron (@CryptOptimus) June 21, 2017
76.
.. well fine.. didnt want to park there anyways.. #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/ydmsLWKUDE
— {natasha} (@_itstasha) May 6, 2016
77.
You know you're in Canada when this is a question for one of your assignments … pic.twitter.com/FYzB7u0uDv
— Amandaaaa (@amandajtw) May 14, 2013
78.
meanwhile in canada pic.twitter.com/EU7cIo2BqY
— r (@perfectlyziam) October 8, 2015
79.
"Please don't approach it, especially to try and take a selfie with it" #onlyinCanada pic.twitter.com/IAw0iZ51ph
— Nadine (@bernadinegrace) June 22, 2017
80.
Toronto is the least liked city in Canada. Not to be a dick, but everyone who voted against us: have you been to barrie?
— Luke Gordon Field (@Lukemaybefunny) November 10, 2011
81.
This is legit an #onlyInCanada developing story pic.twitter.com/8gZAYk8p2z
— Geraldine Malone (@KellyGerMalone) June 20, 2017
82.
The big difference between Canada and America is and will always be: horse cops.
— Amanda Brooke Perrin (@brookeperrin) February 21, 2013
83.
Meanwhile in Canada #19degrees #summerloving @MelBeRich pic.twitter.com/eUreDwm7Hk
— Matt Fearneley (@MattFearneley) April 13, 2015
84.
Dance like no one is watching? In that case, dance like you're on a Canadian TV show.
— Andrew Hunt (@Mr_AndrewHunt) July 30, 2014
85.
Meanwhile in #Canada. #Canadianstandoff pic.twitter.com/XtGl8okQ2Z
— Darren St.Jean (@darrenstjean) February 5, 2017
86.
You know you're in Canada when… guy drops a knife on his way into subway station & people call out "Excuse me sir, you dropped your knife"
— Karen Simpson (@karen_lizzie) January 26, 2016
87.
Meanwhile…a national best seller in Canada. pic.twitter.com/xZdh4HszPC
— Benjamin McNamee (@Ben2Boston) July 10, 2015
88.
Near (Brrrrrrah)
— lauren warren (@iamlaurenp) June 27, 2017
Far (Brrrrrah)
Wherever you are (Git git git)
I believe that the heart does go on (Brrrrrrrrrrrrrah) pic.twitter.com/IVCD4Y7Bar
89.
@geekminimalist
90.
The Air Canada hold music is the soundtrack to despair.
— Jocelyn Geddie (@jocelyngeddie) November 3, 2010
91.
Celine Dion is out here giving you "Glamour Goth Mario Brothers" and you're just not worthy. pic.twitter.com/FpNbrtBICo
— R. Eric Thomas (@oureric) June 26, 2017
92.
As long as we're changing the Canadian national anthem, it could really use a sick rap breakdown in the middle.
— Aaron H.M.(@AaronHM) June 30, 2017
93.
so excited for this crossover. https://t.co/oybFLB272x
— Anthony Oliveira (@meakoopa) June 27, 2017
94.
Canada Day's the one day of the year we can drop the polite facade and say, "Suck it, rest of the world. We're straight up better than you."
— Kevin Scott (@kevalopolis) July 2, 2013
95.
Me: hey how are you?
— Esaaaaaaaa (@EsaFung) February 28, 2017
Friend: good hbu?
Me: good, how are you?#CanadianProblems
96.
You know you're in Canada when your debit card doubles as a timmes card#canadianstho pic.twitter.com/eQH3vsOWdu
— Morgan Johns (@Johns06Morgan) July 15, 2014
97.
This is a "gang" I'll never mess with. I didn't make eye contact when they floated by. #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/1TwRp05HvF
— Brendan Jeffers (@Brendan_Jeffers) June 17, 2017
98.
You know you're in Canada when you find hockey themed oreos pic.twitter.com/hJoAMXuqw2
— Adriana(@AdriPrete) April 20, 2014
99.
You know you're in Canada when this is in your economics book pic.twitter.com/32cazQlCDK
— Brode(u)r (@Cuckoo4Koekkoek) November 19, 2015
100.
"Know that movie you love? We don't have it. But we do have an awful sequel you didn't know existed." – (Canadian) Netflix
— Andrew Barr (@AndrewBarr8) March 2, 2014
101.
When there's timbits on the table and you say I'll only have 2. Well it's a couple hours later… #sneakytimbits #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/aiLvNdEJQX
— Leah Daniels (@LeahDaniels) November 28, 2016
102.
You know you're in Canada when this is in the lobby of a business building. pic.twitter.com/BE5WsFTkcX
— Dean Back (Дин Бэк) (@TheoryDean) July 24, 2014
103.
When you lose the milk carton after you just bought some fire cereal and you only have bagged milk. #CanadianProblems pic.twitter.com/GpOQAYhImO
— jess (@jessandary) June 6, 2017
104.
As a final nail in the coffin to 'Canadian Celebrity' I just saw an A-Lister feverishly purchasing multiple lotto tickets at a gas station
— cameron maitland (@camfess) April 5, 2017
105.
You know you're in Canada when…..
— xxxDESPERADOxxx (@XBOXoDESPERADOo) December 7, 2015
You can buy Poutine gravy in a box with a spout from the dollar store.pic.twitter.com/dl435VBdTm
106.
@cherisse23
107.
#CanadianProblemspic.twitter.com/imRbkXmqwP
— Spoiled Hockey Brat (@ThatCanuckGirl) June 28, 2017
108.
*something bad happens in america*
— sarah hagi (@geekylonglegs) July 8, 2016
Canada: Quickly, we must frame ourselves as superior without ANY kind of introspection
109.
When your school can't let you outside because there's two bears wondering around in town #canadianproblems
— RENƎE (@Unkn0wnDragon) May 30, 2017
110.
People say in Canada we don't have real problems, but pic.twitter.com/EEIK9QQbPJ
— Elamin Abdelmahmoud (@elamin88) March 2, 2017
111.
TRUMP: I just want to congratulate myself on forming Canada 150 years ago.
— Kalvin (@KalvinMacleod) June 20, 2017
112.
"This year we celebrate Canada 150. But you know what we don't celebrate enough? Fiscal prudence. Hi I'm Justin. Let's make accounting fun." pic.twitter.com/nkFRZr0bUB
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) June 28, 2017
113.
You know you're in Canada when there's free toques with your breakfast cereal. Oh yea, and French on the box. pic.twitter.com/zRGsMh4CAA
— Jason Nishiyama (@evilscientistca) November 10, 2013
114.
welcome to canada, where people translate their own comments pic.twitter.com/0Bma0ChyPs
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) July 26, 2016
115.
*Watches Americans deal with Trump*
— Nick Ross (@NickBossRoss) March 14, 2017
"YOU THOUGHT CANADA WAS A JOKE WELL WHO'S THE JOKE NOW-"
*reads headline*
"damn we can't have anything" pic.twitter.com/DObUGx1e1S
116.
94% of Canadians are putting away the spring plaid and bringing out the summer plaid
— Stats Canada (@stats_canada) June 21, 2017
117.
Meanwhile, in #Canada: pic.twitter.com/xP2jQUEKPu
— Speaker_Oak (@scott_duchesne) December 6, 2015
118.
damn canada, why you flexing so hard? pic.twitter.com/TBslS6qqdD
— Self-Care Poochie (@_Poochivicious) June 20, 2017
119.
spotted: canadian graffiti pic.twitter.com/u5TN9uhdAK
— Sarah Aspler (@saspler) January 19, 2017
120.
You know you're in Canada when you get Zambonis in your happy meal. pic.twitter.com/mJ3X7DXo6m
— Matt Peterson (@PTRZK) November 18, 2013
121.
Aren't you cold in just that t-shirt: the story of being a Canadian abroad
— Alice Moran (@Alice_Moran) February 4, 2017
122.
Nurse: sir you've been in a coma since 2002
— i love my goth wife (@kcsilkey) May 15, 2017
Me: Oh boy I can't wait to see my favorite Canadian punk artist Avril Lavigne! pic.twitter.com/xyXi0unK2z
123.
Biebs, PamAnderson, PeanutButter, RyanGosling, JimCarrey, Are u Afraid of the Dark, Poutine, CelineDion -Need I say more? Happy Canada Day!
— Ashley Leggat (@AshleyLeggat) July 1, 2013
124.
Canadian: spell colour
— Fro Vo (@fro_vo) February 15, 2016
American: no u spell color
Canadian: u
American: no u
125.
Here is a picture of the day I disguised myself as a Mountie and stole the Olympic Torch. Happy Canada Day! pic.twitter.com/0dKRvsBfrP
— Eric Fell (@ericfell) July 1, 2013
126.
Canadian tragedy averted pic.twitter.com/f3K8m5oihQ
— Brett Ruskin (@Brett_CBC) December 20, 2016
127.
@scottygferris
128.
Every time Canadian scientists announce they've found another dinosaur in B.C. I'm like yeah, that's when they lived.
— Jeremy Woodcock (@jwPencilAndPad) December 12, 2016
129.
byandriairwin
130.
You know you're in Canada when….
— Matt McJunkins (@mattmcjunkins) April 30, 2016
#thegreatone pic.twitter.com/UUVkiBBWZE
131.
loveheartroyler
132.
the music of the youth; the music of revolution, lets listen: *calypso steel drum over a canadian sing-rapping about how sad he is*
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) November 10, 2016
133.
You know you're in Canada when they have snow castle kits instead of sand castle kits pic.twitter.com/6e9Yje7CuI
— Fallon Keefe (@FallonKeefe) March 30, 2015
134.
Watching Canadians being born is such a glorious thing to witness. pic.twitter.com/zUWhpCHWN9
— Trevor (@Tsudbury) September 5, 2016
135.
@imbobswaget
136.
Americans: Cuba is a terrible dictatorship that was nearly responsible for nuclear war
— Anne Thériault (@anne_theriault) November 26, 2016
Canadians: Cuba is a warm place with no Americans!
137.
@maleeha131
138.
This is my new friend Steve and his lady. They're from Saskatoon, I'm from LA. Met in NYC on a subway. Promised I'd send the photo. MV pic.twitter.com/r9Ce7Quu5X
— Milo Ventimiglia (@MiloVentimiglia) June 16, 2017
139.
@shepdiddley
140.
Yes, @MatthewPerry did beat up Canadian Prime Minister @JustinTrudeau pic.twitter.com/kQWaSDe1jl
— Jimmy Kimmel (@jimmykimmel) March 16, 2017
141.
@Maggiieerr
142.
you know you're in Canada when someone's bio on tinder is "looking for someone to hold my hockey sticks"
— Rachel Goldstein (@rayygolds) May 20, 2016
143.
@kirstendavis_
144.
@VancityReynolds
145.
@stevenshehori
146.
Winter is when you confuse cars for snowbanks #dontgooutside #CanadianWinter pic.twitter.com/Odpu85Miow
— glen coco (@cocomelka) December 30, 2015
147.
I didn't know human dignity was a frill until I started shopping at No Frills.
— Luke Gordon Field (@Lukemaybefunny) August 12, 2012
148.
“@cloudpictures7: @NathanFillion What do you miss most about Canada?”
— Nathan Fillion (@NathanFillion) November 21, 2013
Canadians.
149.
THIS MOOSE LITERALLY FOLLOWED ME HOME WHAT DO I DO LOL pic.twitter.com/SXmLYCUwaZ
— Don (@zizz) August 6, 2014
150.
i love canadian summers pic.twitter.com/QcdSj6BGmx
— Elle Mills (@millselle) June 28, 2017
151.
What are your Canada Day resolutions? Mine is I'm sorry
— Hon. Steve Murray (@senatormurray) July 1, 2013