WebMD is an American corporation known primarily as an online publisher of news and information pertaining to human health and well-being.

1. Shoutout to WebMD for striking fear in all our hearts

2. Because checking WebMD can sometimes make you want to start writing your will

3. It’s like having that one friend that always jumps to the worst possible conclusions

4. According to its symptom checker you have everything under the sun

5. I don’t want to lose a body part because WebMD says it’s gotta go.

6. And I damn sure ain’t ready to die!!!

7. Sometimes it’s SO outlandish you can’t allow yourself to take it too seriously

8. So you might have a little fun with it

9. Too much fun

10. Until it’s not so fun…

11. …and shit gets real

12. But then it gets UNREAL again

13. So then you tell yourself to stay away from WebMD

14. Because it can be petty AF