1. You completely understand and respect the truth in this statement
Smartphones are pacifiers for adults.
— Mmmkay? (@missekay) July 21, 2013
2. And while that may be true, THIS is you
I enjoy long romantic scrolls on my phone.
— Jacob Boyle (@JakeBoyle2) December 3, 2015
3. Sure, you’ve tested yourself, but in the end
After a few days without my phone, I've learned what's really important in life.
— Shari VanderWerf (@shariv67) September 12, 2015
My phone.
4. You change habits to make your phone happier
“what’s your favorite position in bed?”
— Funny Quotes (@FunnyQuotees) December 2, 2015
near the wall so I can use my phone while it’s charging
5. And in fact, the addiction is real
i got in bed to go to sleep at 10:30 and it's now almost 1 i am way too addicted to my phone SOS
— sydney parlagreco (@_syductive) April 27, 2017
6. So is the irony of this statement
I have to plug my phone into the charger so much throughout the day that I basically have a landline again.
— Sassy Drunk (@Sassy_Drunk) December 3, 2015
7. Your real life friends get jealous
"I wish you looked at me the way you look at your phone"
— BRIA BACKWOOD$ (@BRIABACKWOODS) December 3, 2015
8. You get distracted even when doing normal things
you know youre addicted to your phone when you put your lock code instead of the time on the microwave
— Bobbi Hinsman (@bhinnnz) July 16, 2014
9. You can’t let it go
you know youre addicted to your phone, when you fall asleep with it in your hand…
— Livy (@finding_0livia) May 23, 2015
10. It forces you to live on the edge
Using my phone after the low battery warning comes on is as close as I'll get to dismantling a bomb.
— Jake Vig (@Jake_Vig) September 12, 2015
11. You can’t even go to the bathroom without the damn thing
When you forget to bring your phone in the bathroom pic.twitter.com/W8tx512NO0
— Xenus Love (@XenusLuv) December 4, 2016
12. Everyone knows THIS feeling
The moment when you forget your phone at home ; pic.twitter.com/9YBbAthXOS
— Directioner Diaries (@Direct_Diaries) May 28, 2017
13. There’s a lot of fear caused by your device
You know you're addicted to your phone when you have 3 dreams in 2 weeks about it breaking after getting it fixed
— Logan Goering (@the_logang) May 14, 2017
14. And second-hand fear, too
someone just dropped their iPhone and I'm just….my heart stopped
— kiley rhian (@KileyRhian) August 23, 2015
15. You check it incessantly
You know youre addicted to your phone when its never on vibrate or ringer and you hardly ever miss a call.
— Melanie Lapointe (@mellapointe) April 30, 2014
16. I mean, c’mon, who hasn’t experienced this feeling
She just dropped the iPhone 6 pic.twitter.com/kdmbx1SiTh
— Han (@hannahlace5) October 5, 2015
17. Because you rely on the damn thing, for EVERYTHING
me: wait, is it raining?
— ellie bate (@eleanorbate) November 29, 2015
me: *checks weather on phone instead of moving two feet to look out the window*
18. You want to get rid of it
one of these days imma get rid of my phone and cop a Nokia or sumn. I'm way too addicted to this shit
— majin druu (@_andrewmunoz_) March 10, 2017
19. You want this to be a real thing
I think after taking ten selfies your phone should shut down until you read a book.
— Covfefe Rock (@TheMichaelRock) August 31, 2015
20. It causes you to judge others
Anytime someone gives me their # and the message stays green and doesn't become blue for iMessage, I question if they gave me the wrong #.
— Noor Tagouri (@NTagouri) October 7, 2015
21. Hi, it me
*wakes up from 2 year coma surrounded by friends & family
— Mattzilla (@mattZillaaaa) December 7, 2014
Where's my phone?
22. But at the end of the day, you simply can’t imagine life without it
Dear phone, I drop you. I say I hate you. I throw you. I lose you. I forget about you but I cant live without you. Sincerely Me.
— Muhammad Talha (@m_talha99) June 3, 2017