1.
*petting a dog*
me: pls cure my depression
dog: bork
me: thanks
@sadgirlkms
2.
These two dogs just started barking at my dog and I couldn’t let my boi be outnumbered so I started barking too
@L1lmojoOfficial
3.
Me to my parents: “see ya later”
Me to my dog: “bye, I love you so much, I’ll miss you, see you soon puppers, love you, bye!!!” Repeat x7
@jordynhalls
4.
my dad had the dog sit up front while me and my mom and brother sit in the back
@spaghemily
5.
@fioses
6.
employer: why do you want a job here?
me: so i can provide for my dog
@Iolitatbh
7.
Hi, I spend 3 minutes every day choosing a TV channel to leave on for my dog, then I go to work and people take me seriously as an adult.
@DamienFahey
8.
Wanna… go for a w-
@dogtextings
9.
Nothing is more frustrating than not being able to speak the same language as my dog
@theyearofelan
10.
everytime I’m eating a meal
@dogtextings
11.
“Are u having kids?”
@dogtextings
12.
me: *stands up*
my dog: oh word? where we going?
@veganshorty
13.
Why is our dog walker acting like she’s in an intimate relationship with our dog just because we no longer need her
@cherish_lewis1
14.
Smuggling my dog back to college.
@5eean
15.
My mom dressed up as my dog noooooo
@zoebaumann_
16.
so my dad works from home, and my dog always “goes to work” with him, and this just happened
@MadisonReeg
17.
me: wanna see pics of my dog?
person: no its ok
me: great! this is him playin. this is him sleeping. this is him being the CUTEST DOG EVER
@FreddyAmazin
18.
sorry i didn’t txt u back my dog was watching youtube on my phone
@miliondollameat
19.
[girlfriend sleeping over for the first time]
HER: This is nice.
ME: You need to move to the couch. My dog sleeps on that side.
@dafloydsta
20.
I didn’t have a date for prom so my mom dressed up my dog & gave me a corsage
@Laura_Hattar
21.
My dog jumped on me this morning and got my shirt dirty. I was so mad at her that I stayed mad for THREE WHOLE MINUTES! Boy was I steamed…
@TheBoydP
22.
In 34 years I’ve said I love you to two women and every dog I’ve ever seen.
@heymonroe
23.
wish I could text my dog and be like “hey I love you” just to let her know like yeah we aren’t together rn but I’m still loyal and I miss u
@daddy_chinny
24.
5 things i want in life:
1. a dog
2. another dog
3. a big house for my dogs
4. parks to walk my dogs
5. a partner who loves dogs
@loyalgaI
25.
We hired a dog to work on a photo shoot tomorrow & his day rate is $800. Going home to have a talk with my dog about his future plans.
@KimChevon