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To lose one Prime Minister to a reckless gamble on a completely unnecessary vote may be regarded as misfortune; to lose two…
— Adam Macqueen (@adam_macqueen) June 8, 2017
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Get yourself a girl that looks at you the way George Osborne looks at exit polls. pic.twitter.com/qZjQHkZLht
— Simon Parkin (@SimonParkin) June 8, 2017
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when the parliament is well hung pic.twitter.com/walMNoX6zZ
— sick transit, gloria (@samknight1) June 8, 2017
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how awkward must May feel Elmo wore the same outfit as her pic.twitter.com/h5TNGO3ub4
— wager (@failednostalgia) June 9, 2017
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Just a word of warning on exit polls. This was the RSVP list to my last birthday.
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) June 8, 2017
ATTENDING: 106
MAYBE: 52
ACTUALLY TURNED UP: Dean.
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He's preparing exit polls
— James Shaddock (@jpshaddock) June 8, 2017
He's checking them twice
Not really interested in safe seats like Haltemprice
John Curtice is coming to town pic.twitter.com/e2fmPtyuLy
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Twitter rn is like one big slumber party where everyone's afraid to fall asleep in case they wake up with a dick drawn on their face.
— Rachel England (@Rachel_England) June 8, 2017
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'And now we go to Jeremy Vine' pic.twitter.com/Z22GP3bolE
— Claws Four (@onesidedswedge) June 8, 2017
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'Would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids…' #GE2017 pic.twitter.com/s9cXYQN5ot
— Me (@daisy_and_me) June 9, 2017
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“What’s the naughtiest thing I’ve ever done? Oh, probably when I called a vanity election and took the British public for granted.” pic.twitter.com/VLxeibS4Ey
— SimonNRicketts (@SimonNRicketts) June 9, 2017
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David Cameron: I've just owned myself so hard with that referendum, biggest self own of a generation
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) June 8, 2017
Theresa May: HOLD MY GIN
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In case our oversees friends are curious about what's happening in British politics: pic.twitter.com/ZjhQOpYH2d
— Jamie Smart (@jamiesmart) June 9, 2017
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turned on the BBC and i forgot how absoloutely mental the election graphics packages are. this man is in PS2 Parliament pic.twitter.com/JMwpmL1PGd
— j a c k s o n (@headfallsoff) June 8, 2017
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I better stop making jokes about May in case she ends up as my editor by September.
— Jim Pickard (@PickardJE) June 8, 2017
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Running through fields of wheat is now officially the second worst thing Theresa May ever did
— Sam Coates Times (@SamCoatesTimes) June 8, 2017
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Every fox in the county rn pic.twitter.com/ilHlC9q9gd
— JackGarv (@jackg4rvin) June 8, 2017
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Arcade Fire are back. pic.twitter.com/6YuPoSNNIW
— Jim Bob (@mrjimBob) June 9, 2017
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After so many times waking them up to awful news, finally able to say to the kids "It's an extremely complicated and uncertain result!"
— Graham Linehan (@Glinner) June 9, 2017
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If you zoom in on Nick Clegg you can actually pinpoint the exact moment his heart breaks. pic.twitter.com/nKDQCY9US7
— Danny O'Dwyer (@dannyodwyer) June 9, 2017
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You vs the guy everyone told you NOT TO FUCKING WORRY ABOUT pic.twitter.com/BtPvFNxcOd
— monsieur ribéry (@vicar_of_sibley) June 8, 2017
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The most disappointing thing about the UK election is there wasn't even a hint of Russian interference. It's like we don't matter at all.
— Karl Sharro (@KarlreMarks) June 8, 2017
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This is surely the biggest miscalculation in British politics since the previous biggest miscalculation in British politics 11 months ago.
— Gregg Carlstrom (@glcarlstrom) June 9, 2017
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A quick look at the electoral map right now #GE2017 pic.twitter.com/vRcETACw2w
— TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) June 9, 2017
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249! A new Buckethead record! Something to celebrate, eh? #GeneralElection17 pic.twitter.com/cCx7Utc8EL
— Lord Buckethead (@LordBuckethead) June 9, 2017
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"I think we can…yes, I believe we can cross now to Yer Da"#Election2017 pic.twitter.com/LzhwOeiPmR
— Oldfirmfacts (@Oldfirmfacts1) June 8, 2017
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Never piss off wheat farmers in key marginals
— Martha Gill (@Martha_Gill) June 8, 2017