1. When you ask yourself the tough questions
— hElEn (@helenadonahue) August 20, 2017
2. When you realize you’re def not Rihanna
sometimes I get sad cus I'm single then I remember Rihanna is single n I get happy then I remember Rihanna is wealthy n I get sad again
— Princess Jeffery (@LilGlolita) April 30, 2016
3. When you try to seem chill on a date
[first date]
— Jeff Wysaski (@pleatedjeans) October 2, 2015
me: So, do you like street magic?
her: Not really
me: [releases 7 doves under table] Haha yeah me either
4. When your ego takes a massive hit
Probs the worst is when someone dates you & then gets back with their ex cause they tried something new but the old shitty option was better
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) January 2, 2015
5. When you start to develop feelings for someone
me realizing i have a crush on someone pic.twitter.com/dPuNUnIm6g
— Hannah Giorgis (@ethiopienne) March 9, 2017
6. When you realize you’re a hypocrite
me: i'm so lonely
— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) June 24, 2013
person: hey
me: leave me alone
7. When you realize you’re actually insufferable
him: your single? why?
— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 3, 2015
me: you're*
8. When you wonder why you’re still single
[1st date]
— paperwash (@PaperWash) September 30, 2015
me: are you cold?
date: *shivering* a little
me: *putting second hoody on* that sucks
9. When you don’t get a text back
Me: He didn't text back, he was probably just tired from work
— Kermit (@ltsKermit) November 30, 2016
Inner me: Text him "have a good life" pic.twitter.com/ov3HWGLuPi
10. When you keep falling for the wrong people
In my spare time I like to read, write, and fall in love with unavailable people.
— Anastasia (@the_anastasia) November 6, 2015
11. When your friends try to help
ME: im sick of being single
— Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) November 19, 2015
FRIEND: want me to set u up with someone?
ME: absolutely not, i'd have to put on pants & talk. no thank u
12. When dating has you super anxious
anxiety got me approaching relationships like pic.twitter.com/DOXG9qB8us
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) October 12, 2016
13. When you hate going to weddings
Gather 'round you single losers so I can throw my used flowers at you -Brides
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) May 1, 2015
14. When everyone else seems to be settling down
when everyone i've ever dated has had a baby will someone please get me a nice present
— Esther Povitsky (@littleesther) November 4, 2015
15. When even your candy is reminding you you’re single
when you realize candy has a better love life than you pic.twitter.com/3cOMDS98Is
— sarcasm (@ThatsSarcasm) February 3, 2016
16. When you have to play it cool
just deleted one "ha" from my "hahaha" text to my crush because I was like "no, he hasn't earned it"
— JuanPa (@jpbrammer) June 9, 2017
17. When you can’t listen to a playlist without getting sad
THE GHOSTS OF YOUR FAILED RELATIONSHIPS ARE SPEAKING TO YOU THROUGH ITUNES SHUFFLE
— Charlene deGuzman (@charstarlene) May 25, 2013
18. When your parents have given up hope
ME: If we get nuked I hope my cats live. They can eat my corpse for sustenance. I'd be fine with that.
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) July 28, 2017
DAD: So you're still single
19. When you’re sick of trying to meet people
The worst part of being single is that at some point you are going to have to get to know another person
— Jake Weisman (@weismanjake) October 22, 2014
20. When you know your own worth
When people ask why I'm single pic.twitter.com/ioJSIHOvyB
— Cam Salamone (@whamitscam) September 17, 2016
21. When you know you’re probs a lost cause
I'm single but sometimes I look in the mirror and practice telling my mom that I'm getting a divorce.
— Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) July 30, 2013
22. When you’re faced with the hard truths
Me: "Why am I single?"
— L'ego Motif (@legomotif) September 6, 2016
God: pic.twitter.com/Dh695kgLVe
23. When you try to use Tinder
pictured: every single tinder date I've ever been on pic.twitter.com/r76lZ9tQGs
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) May 3, 2017
24. When you have no fucks left to give
when the fuccbois can't even faze you no more pic.twitter.com/fJAY7hBHW2
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) January 10, 2016
25. When your family tries to comfort you
I love when your family friends are always like "oh sweetie you're gonna break some hearts one day" like yea Aunt Kathy my own, 15 times.
— Maria Humayun (@Maria_Humayun) August 16, 2017
26. When you try to convince yourself there’s still a chance
*still no response to text 3 years later*
— bananafanafofisa (@lisaxy424) September 21, 2015
wow he's so busy
27. When you realize you have nothing to worry about
Sometimes I wonder if I'm pregnant and then I realize I would have to be like 19 months pregnant
— Mary Kobayashi (@MaryKoCo) November 5, 2012
28. When even your dog rejects you
Relationship Status: just tried to reach for my dog's paw and he pulled it away so I pretended I was reaching for the remote.
— Baby Swayze (@buhsbaby_baby) September 19, 2015
29. And finally, when you realize it’s almost fall
fall is the perfect time to date someone like it’s chilly so u both get bundled up & watch movies and go for coffee dates omg i'm so lonely
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) October 12, 2015