1.
The most amazing thing about Finding Dory is how they managed to put a receding hairline on a fish pic.twitter.com/Yz0W4M57oN
— Melanie Bracewell (@meladoodle) June 14, 2017
2.
If I was Elsa I totally would have built my ice castle about 100 yards further away from the edge of that cliff.
— Tom Fletcher (@TomFletcher) May 9, 2015
3.
You (hasn't seen Ratatouille): gross get this rat outta here
— rachel (@rougasrougas) June 19, 2016
Me (smart, has seen Ratatouille): now wait just a minute
4.
[stuart little stops next to me at the light in his fuckin sweet ass little red car]
— cool as h*ck turtle (@dubstep4dads) November 11, 2016
my gf, immediately: i think we should see other people
5.
Rapunzel's pubes must have been next level.
— jon (@senderblock23) August 28, 2015
6.
We really never talked enough about the fact that Ariel's main hobby was "looting corpses for whatever they had in their pockets."
— Sady Doyle (@sadydoyle) March 18, 2014
7.
[Stock market crashes]
— wylde de beest (@flashember) September 6, 2015
"Oh no, I better check on my investments!"
*opens cupboard over top of the sink*
[1000s of Shrek dvds fall out]
8.
Pro Tip for parents:
— Matt Navarra(@MattNavarra) August 4, 2016
DON’T buy the Finding Dory night light.
When you turn it on in the dark… this happens. pic.twitter.com/ogrNMa9VM0
9.
[checks window]
— josh (@ruinedpicnic) August 9, 2015
[locks door]
[starts to tweet]
shrek was a d- [FBI agents burst into the room and leap on me] shrEK WAS A DOC UMENTArY
10.
Charlotte's Web MD pic.twitter.com/R0d2bF1EhM
— ˗ˏˋ ᴀᴅᴀᴍ ᴇʟʟɪs ˊˎ˗ (@moby_dickhead) October 21, 2015
11.
don't claim to like politics if you don't even know who this is pic.twitter.com/s0wwpmAv2B
— nick denbow (@nickdenbow11) September 29, 2016
12.
me: "why was she called the little mermaid, she was 5ft7?"
— k e e t(@KeetPotato) February 27, 2016
therapist: "i meant anything bothering you about your marriage keith"
13.
What scene was this in Finding Nemo pic.twitter.com/suYBYKDY5f
— Ghost (@KillianTrill) June 9, 2017
14.
I got my first period during Shrek 2 live in theaters which means I entered Shrek 2 a child & left a woman
— madeline m mckenzie (@kathqueenleen) September 7, 2014
15.
[watching lion king]
— tomsauced™ (@trojansauce) August 16, 2016
TIMON: hakuna matata
ME: *whispering to date* that means no worries
TIMON: it means no worries
ME: see?
16.
my lil cousin gotta stop leaving his shampoo here I've never been more uncomfortable taking a shit in my life pic.twitter.com/N0KOYrSlmQ
— sosa bubby (@skrongmeat_) February 10, 2016
17.
*slams hands on table*
— Goddamnit Jamie (@Jay_FrickinLynn) July 2, 2015
HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
18.
bae:come over
— professional emma (@ermahgarton) June 19, 2014
me:The Incredibles is on tv
bae:my parents aren't home
me:it's limited commercials
bae:i need u
me:he can't find his supersuit
19.
[pitch meeting]
— francistogram (@francistogram) December 8, 2014
Okay so it's a ton of dogs. Dalmatians. 100 of 'em. I call it "100 Dalmatians."
[idea man pipes in]
Let's think bigger
20.
Every picture of the E.T. from the Universal Studios ride looks like he's destroying you in a rap battle pic.twitter.com/sk8MvLcTzk
— Kibblesmith(@kibblesmith) October 20, 2016
21.
Pretty cool how the Little Mermaid left her family, sold her voice and risked her life all because she wanted the D
— Eliza Bayne (@ElizaBayne) June 5, 2016
22.
My favorite character in Beauty and the Beast is this dresser waiting to fuck up a villager with a baseball bat. pic.twitter.com/R6oEwFPbXA
— Brock Baker (@BrockBaker) March 27, 2017
23.
Belle could have easily set up some kind of literacy program in her town instead of being a pretentious snit about it
— Mara Wilson (@MaraWilson) June 28, 2016
24.
Monsters, Inc. pic.twitter.com/W3ME8gCv2m
— Amazon Movie Reviews (@AmznMovieRevws) December 16, 2014
25.
"Sorry I'm late, I got held up." – Simba
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) January 13, 2015
26.
I would have instantly hit ET with a hammer and screamed the entire time
— fightforfood (@fightforfood) July 21, 2014
27.
@imbribtw
28.
Man do I have a movie for you
@RealBryceMiller