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I Would've Been On Time to Your Party if I Hadn't Messed Up My Liquid Eyeliner 58 Times – an autobiography
— Taylor Baker (@tbake928) May 10, 2014
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Liquid eyeliner: because you probably didn’t want to be there on time anyway.
— Riley Silverman (@ryesilverman) June 30, 2013
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damn boy are you liquid eyeliner because I’m pretty sure I’m gonna fuck this up
— Kermit (@ltsKermit) February 14, 2017
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you know the devil inside of you is real when you're in a rush & you hear "put on liquid eyeliner"
— brendaliz. (@brendalizt_) December 23, 2016
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Valiantly attempted to put on some liquid eyeliner on a moving train so guess I can now rebrand myself as Marie The Friendly Panda.
— Marie Le Conte (@youngvulgarian) September 24, 2016
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I'm going to try to put liquid eyeliner on for the first time in 2 years, lord pls give me the confidence of a mediocre white man
— Bethanie (@breadhugs) February 23, 2017
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You gotta act cool, calm & collected around liquid eyeliner because it can sense your fear.
— Amanda Blain (@amandablain) January 19, 2017
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Me this a.m.: this liquid eyeliner business isn't so bad!
— queenchristine (@cmariestuder) January 25, 2017
*draws line from left eye to left nostril*
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liquid eyeliner commercial: foolproof application, so easy, no mess!
— Aubree (@hnyvoodoochild) December 29, 2016
me: pic.twitter.com/AZ3uJQHk2b
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Got liquid eyeliner in my eye and started crying black tears and my 3yr old sister started yelling and called me a freak monster.
— Mary Cersosimo (@HeyThere_Mar) March 6, 2017
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Tonight I will be wearing a nice panda eye brought to you by liquid eyeliner
— Bree Jackson (@_Bree_Jackson) January 28, 2017
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me: I should give liquid eyeliner another shot.
— Patricia Lockwood (@TriciaLockwood) February 26, 2017
1 hr later: I am insane, blind, every surface in my house is black, I believe I am joel grey
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I'm really starting to hate liquid eyeliner. pic.twitter.com/SsDyAqClJs
— Smooth Operative (@tippysparkle) January 27, 2017
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Expectation: What I will look like after I do my makeup.
— Grace Taylor (@gracectay) January 18, 2017
Reality: LIQUID EYELINER MASTERPIECE pic.twitter.com/tPJZehF0Sk
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I've been wearing a lot of liquid eyeliner lately & whenever I wash off my makeup I look like Martin Sheen in this scene from Apocalypse Now pic.twitter.com/9VHlDmCRzH
— hot(sauce)mess (@luccainthesky) February 27, 2017
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If you can do liquid eyeliner, you can do anything
— sass queen (@LifeOfAGirlxo) March 1, 2017
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By the time I can apply liquid eyeliner so that it doesn't look like a blind 5 year old did it, I'll be too old to wear it.
— Amy Dresner (@AmyDresner) November 14, 2016
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@dervogelfamber @rsl318 me when I try to do liquid eyeliner pic.twitter.com/ugXkChZnM5
— Dana J Scarborough (@Fancy_Jackalope) March 5, 2017