1.
Felt cute in this pic might delete soon tho pic.twitter.com/lLjbWp4s4N
— alex (@sIiceofpizza) June 23, 2017
2.
should i wake this dude up pic.twitter.com/A5hDLmDQZb
— one of ur hoes (@miliondollameat) October 8, 2016
3.
"Do you have any bird houses I could have sex with?"
— kevinbiegel (@kbiegel) December 20, 2016
"Sir, we only have bird houses you can have sex with." pic.twitter.com/oV5uku0rMt
4.
i fixed giraffes everyone pic.twitter.com/NUbXYnRLnX
— josh (@ruinedpicnic) July 2, 2016
5.
yes, we are a highly diverse company. susan in accounts is a goth
— Deirdre (@figgled) August 1, 2016
6.
I overheard a guy saying to his girlfriend "are you ready to fucking rage" as they walked into target together and that's what I want
— k8e (@kpfeffss) June 25, 2017
7.
Young man
—(@oscarewilde) November 5, 2016
There are frogs all around
I said
Young man
Keep those frogs off the ground pic.twitter.com/YpjCYs13bI
8.
I’ve been laughing at this for like ten minutes please send help pic.twitter.com/U5X6tbnGdW
— Sarah Sekaran (@oh_hey_sarah) June 21, 2017
9.
i'm here to pickup your daughter pic.twitter.com/5PRfBsmtuE
— killer (@killthots) December 2, 2016
10.
[plant facts!!]
— dream ghoul (@TheDreamGhoul) August 2, 2016
bananas are technically berries
almonds are seeds
avocados are mammals
most cucumbers are haunted
potatoes aren't even real
11.
[loudly so the police officers behind me in the McDonald's line can hear]
— David Hughes (@david8hughes) November 24, 2016
Me: god I fucken hate crime
12.
"So I should just sit down here while you paint my por – oh you're done" pic.twitter.com/2h7i29DZCI
— Ben Jenkins (@bencjenkins) October 12, 2016
13.
NO ONE UNDERSTANDS HOW FUNNY THIS IS TO ME pic.twitter.com/BIdoLmPZh8
(@juptrix) June 22, 2017
14.
italian condoms are weird pic.twitter.com/hNxO7n1YKm
— ℭaro (@transtitties) June 15, 2017
15.
How fast was this duck going? pic.twitter.com/ddjBc0VnHZ
— Scoots (@scootertooter7) September 2, 2016
16.
love my new bath bomb pic.twitter.com/h6aTJnQYAt
— ️ (@Clothiies) July 1, 2016
17.
it's sad how many traditions we let die pic.twitter.com/zDcWAM3bun
— puppyteeth (@jaikpuppyteeth) June 22, 2017
18.
BELLE: There goes the baker with his tray like always
— Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) June 16, 2017
BAKER: well there goes Belle, singing her DAILY MEAN SONG about us
19.
You already know what the fuck is going on pic.twitter.com/i88vG9zXXG
— MultiVinsmoke (@_multifrank) June 18, 2017
20.
My mom was told to give me a half up half down hairstyle. She didnt know what that meant so she did this.. pic.twitter.com/4WmaJxVqcl
— Hanna De Castro (@urchicahanna) June 11, 2017
21.
lol i'd never checked out LMFAO's full discography before pic.twitter.com/ghLCvJNbR9
— thomas violence (@thomas_violence) June 26, 2017
22.
Purebread dogs vs. inbread dogs pic.twitter.com/aKbVCNc4MZ
— Dog Posts (@shibesbot) May 25, 2017
23.
I think about this cover art a lot pic.twitter.com/1RMBgzbknB
— Bootleg Stuff (@Bootleg_Stuff) June 14, 2017
24.
it’s a-me, pic.twitter.com/YmQqcLPe1A
— Jared Fitzgibbon (@incremus) February 22, 2017
25.
Cracking open a cold and broken hallelujah with the boys
— ktdubbs (@kathryntdubbs) June 19, 2017
26.
and im falling asleep
— [Scooby Doo voice] (@beesmygod) February 2, 2017
and she calling a cab
while he's having a smoke
and hes also a crab pic.twitter.com/ZMv4mwEaQn
27.
bros, y'all letting ur girl go out lookin like this? pic.twitter.com/jWjflllP5U
— yung blues (@angelgal999) November 30, 2016
28.
the smaller the battery the bigger it screm pic.twitter.com/ET219BaX4o
— All Lizards Route (@itsDaninsky) December 30, 2016
29.
jazz is my life…this is my music pic.twitter.com/IgN66db62r
— brandon (@sexualjumanji) February 23, 2017
30.
my hands look like this, so hers can look like this pic.twitter.com/6JL82W0Q3I
— ramsay (@wierdvine) October 18, 2016
31.
I rest my case pic.twitter.com/y1jS72GtDb
— Ryan (@Million) April 6, 2016
32.
This gorilla looks like he wants pictures of Spiderman on his desk by noon pic.twitter.com/aKQEphkxVy
— Persian Rose (@PersianRose1) June 24, 2017
33.
Hey it's your uber driver am outside pic.twitter.com/omXhTcfS8y
— Fizzy (@FizzySodaWave) May 22, 2017
34.
tfw you want the minister of fisheries and oceans to review your snow crab proposal pic.twitter.com/34aEhgbfKl
— donnie (@donniemnemonic) October 31, 2016