1. When you don’t need the internet to validate your love of bacon

2. When you aren’t ashamed to share your love of bacon with the world

3. When you have figured out the key to happiness in life

4. When you’ve never felt more inspired and encouraged and loved because of bacon

5. When you’ve got your priorities in check and nobody can tell you otherwise

6. When all you really want in life is to go back to the good ole days

7. When you finally understand the meaning of sacrifice

8. When you’re ready to settle down because you found the most pure love in the world

9. When you’re willing to test the boundaries for your bacon

10. When you know the key to a good friendship is common interests

11. When you understand that a love of bacon doesn’t have to be rational