1.
Mom: Can you order your dad this shirt from The Gap website?
Me: Sure
Mom: Oh no! It’s 10:30 pm, aren’t they closed?
@MsDuchessKate

2.
My mom frequently forgets the name for cargo shorts and calls them “purse pants”
@zawackanator

3.
My mom made a “homemade” pillow. It felt weird so I asked what she stuffed it with. She said “Lint from the dryer lint trap.” EW!
@toniwarden

4.
In stead of LOL, my mom will text OTAH…for Oh That’s a Hoot.
@Rachelle1101

5.
My mom and I were driving home when she blurted out, “I am so invested in the lives of our neighborhood pond swans”
@mollyligonn

6.
Every time I email my mom something with a link in it, she always calls right away and asks, “will this destroy my computer?”
@NateHoot

7.
My stepdad wanted my mum to like his Facebook profile picture. She said, ‘Isn’t it enough to like you in real life?’
@raedaydreamer

8.
#momquotes

@xdregina

9.
Mom forgets movie titles. Her fav movie is “you’ve got mail”..morphed into “you’ve got email”, ended with “you’ve got internet”
@Martycheddar

10.
Taught Mom the word “friggin’”, as in, “It’s friggin’ cold!” Later that day, she said, “it’s griffin cold!”
@sorensicswan

11.
Mom: “when’s that concert?”
Me: “what concert”
Mom: “you know, the smoking people”
She was talking about the Chainsmokers…
@stefjorgensen

12.
“i got your gif but there’s no sound”
@hayleybz_

13.
Conversations with my mom usually look like this:

@lily_pad26

14.
Me : Mom, my leg hurts !
Mom : because you’ve been on that damn phone too much.
@Sanbhuj

15.
If you kids didn’t cost so much, I could drink wine that comes out of a bottle.
@TheLordHasSpoke

16.
i tell my mom that I’ve done all my homework and she calls me fake news
@1DllamaHarry

17.
my mom sent me a text “I love you” with the poop emoji at the end. Asked why she sent it, she thought it was a Hershey’s kiss
@brigreenspan