1.
*driving with my mom in the car*
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) May 26, 2017
Me: *goes 1 mph over the speed limit*
My mom: pic.twitter.com/sJvHkFNBLc
2.
me: I wanna move to another city as far away as possible.
—(@PARTITONEXTDOOR) July 5, 2017
me when I don’t seen my mom for a week: pic.twitter.com/YRJIJ24jlq
3.
Sure my mom birthed & raised me, but I've had to explain how to check her email 95,000 times, so let's just call it even.
— ROB FEE (@robfee) May 10, 2015
4.
Most conversations with moms start with, "Did you read that article I sent you?"
— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) March 27, 2016
5.
When your mom gets home and you realize you forgot to take the chicken out the freezer pic.twitter.com/4dEOYbFKBK
— nasty camaros(@nastycamaros) August 9, 2014
6.
When your mom call your name and you respond "what" and she don't answer back because she want you to go to her but you comfortable in bed pic.twitter.com/gjyZX7OYTQ
— Half Inch Punisher (@Yahiam_) July 6, 2017
7.
Mum: you'll grow into them
— KERRY MCROBB(@kerry_mcrobb) January 18, 2017
Me: pic.twitter.com/2iBGJy9cAi
8.
If u don't fall out when u go shopping with ur ma is she even ur ma
— lori (@loridevenney_x) July 7, 2017
9.
Is your mom even your mom if she doesn't walk into your room to stare at u, then walk away
— Dory (@Dory) March 11, 2017
10.
Nobody gas you up like yo mama Facebook friends
— Marie (@Its_Chelseaaaaa) April 18, 2017
11.
My mum could tell me the most irrelevant shite ever and still end the news with "don't be putting that on Facebook or anything"
— Lorna Forbes (@lornaforbes) February 8, 2017
12.
when you wanna ask your mom for money you be in her room acting like you care about what she watching on tv like this… pic.twitter.com/Vjbl8sNuRW
— Common White Girl (@GirlPosts) May 26, 2017
13.
When your mum's mate comes round and brings her kid you don't know. pic.twitter.com/3GiTAkOQoI
— Rhys James (@rhysjamesy) November 10, 2016
14.
my mom is a mixture between a cool mom & a strict mom she switches it up everydayyyy
—(@Ruby_RoseC) July 6, 2017
15.
Am I the only one who's mom find outs everything? Like I could run a stop sign and get a txt from my mom saying "why didn't you stop?????"
— Bitty (@bittyrippy) July 11, 2017
16.
@sadandchildish
17.
When your dad tells you to come home vs When your mom tells you to come home pic.twitter.com/ZgURNRzxur
— lloyd (@uhhLloyd) July 10, 2017
18.
*shows parents a funny meme*
— meryum siddiqi (@sassysiddiqi) May 30, 2017
parents: who is that? is that ur friend? do you go to school w/ them? do you love this shit? are you high rn?
19.
when your mom is yelling at your brother and you know you're next pic.twitter.com/gjJnICgZFP
— Typical Girl (@SoDamnTrue) July 8, 2017