1.
When you ask a 1st grade class to write letters to people in a nursing home… pic.twitter.com/g2yEaoR6IF
— Anna (@annaszpalik14) September 10, 2016
2.
My daughter brings a checklist to stores now and just makes random checks. It makes everyone uncomfortable. pic.twitter.com/UgHJ4eIDSc
— Bottlerocket (@bottlerocket) September 25, 2016
3.
Me: We've taken 1,000 pics. We're never going to get all 4 kids smiling at once.
— James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn) March 27, 2016
Wife: Fine. Just pick the best one pic.twitter.com/E7jDR5uGIm
4.
Kid next door has been going though a phase of pushing toys out the letterbox. This morning, he stepped that shit up pic.twitter.com/SdY53wSQul
— Philip Larkin (@philiplarkin) May 14, 2016
5.
The 6 year-old son of a colleague has just drawn this. He has offered no explanation for it. pic.twitter.com/VZaEqFEMot
— Richard Osman (@richardosman) July 15, 2016
6.
Before I had kids, I didn't even know it was possible to destroy an entire house with a granola bar.
— Lurkin' Mom (@LurkAtHomeMom) October 3, 2014
7.
Kids on TV spelling words I've never heard before. Mine got stuck in his onesie #ChildGenius pic.twitter.com/OaBWjp2EAX
— Annie (@AnnemareW) July 26, 2016
8.
My 3 y/o daughter made her first pun today and I almost cried. She was eating an apple I asked her if she liked apples she said apple-lutely
— Indigo Purple (@JoeyPurps) November 28, 2016
9.
My sister is quite the speller pic.twitter.com/HBgX4SPJjX
— Jessie (@Jessie_Gaudard) February 7, 2016
10.
Wow. How is my son going to pull off this most coveted of theatrical roles pic.twitter.com/SD6cOdBx6x
— Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) November 16, 2016
11.
Our laundry room flooded because an apple chunk clogged the washer hose. Go ahead, have kids. They have pocket apples.
— Rock (@TheMichaelRock) June 10, 2016
12.
wife:Can you get 3 dressed?
— Josh (@iwearaonesie) December 15, 2016
[10 minutes later]
3*runs out of the room without any pants on and his head stuck in his shirt*
me [bleeding] No
13.
My niece tied her cat to the chair with a scarf and made him watch tv with her omfg pic.twitter.com/V2bnrIxUIW
— grim breaper (@COOKINGxMAMA) February 7, 2016
14.
when ur sister uses deodorant for the first time n gets the ruler out cos "it's to be 15cm away" pic.twitter.com/NflV9BvWdw
— maria (@mariajavidd) June 4, 2016
15.
Kids' complaints on vacation:
— Housewife of Hell (@HousewifeOfHell) June 7, 2016
- No wifi on beach
- Sand is sandy
- Ocean has salt in it
- Lobsters? I want pizza.
- Too outdoorsy outside
16.
When your child and your dog disappear upstairs for an hour, you should totally be suspicious. pic.twitter.com/HqvuVTYVXg
— Kate (@KateOfHysteria) June 20, 2016
17.
this is my 1st time babysitting & idk where i went wrong but my niece is currently asleep on her head
— Mikaela Long (@MikaelaLong) October 9, 2016
do i call the parents or the exorcist pic.twitter.com/bGaTCFSiCz
18.
Fully expecting a few carefully worded questions at the next parents' night. pic.twitter.com/vql21wkgAf
— Kristin (@FeralCrone) April 13, 2016