1.
It's 2017. We managed to put a man on the moon almost 50 years ago. Why the hell can't we build bathroom stalls that don't have 5 inch gaps?
— Chilled Chaos (@ChilledChaos) September 14, 2017
2.
Public toilet water just touched my hand please go on without me
— Brian of Nambia (@BrianIsCreative) September 19, 2017
3.
SCIENTIST: it's our thinnest toilet paper yet, sir. less than a picometer
— Mel (@MelKassel) May 22, 2016
CEO: *rips it by breathing on it* put it in every public restroom
4.
*tries to take a shit quietly in a public bathroom* pic.twitter.com/1xAIpay9GM
— codeine cris (@BLVCKIST) September 9, 2017
5.
Public bathrooms: automatic flush, sink, soap dispenser, towels & hand dryer. Why the hell do I still have to pull a door handle to get out?
— Keats (@keatsy2112) July 24, 2017
6.
Me using a public bathroom pic.twitter.com/9UUXkSEW1G
— Kardashian Reactions (@KardashianReact) September 1, 2017
7. *DAE = does anyone ever
DAE quickly try to finish up in a public restroom b4 the guy that was taking a dump comes out to avoid the awkward I heard u poop tension?
— Lirik (@LIRIK) September 14, 2017
8.
I'm 22 years old and I still can't figure out what to say when you're in a public bathroom and someone knocks on the door
—Doug McFarland(@DougieFresh792) September 19, 2017
9.
Trying to find the cleanest public restroom stall is the real game of thrones.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) July 16, 2017
10.
When someone busts into the bathroom stall while you're in there. pic.twitter.com/LmoiDgqBg0
— Ms_thang(@funkyfwesh_val) September 15, 2017
11.
Whenever I'm shitting in a public restroom, I am overcome with an irrational rage when someone uses the stall next to me.
— Jim Norton (@JimNorton) August 3, 2017
12.
Just found this in a restaurant bathroom pic.twitter.com/6wqAmHnZSM
— sam (@samjhewett) June 25, 2017
13.
Automatic restrooms: where the toilets bidet your ass every 6 secs but you gotta fetty wap in front of the sink sensor to get soap & water
— Jen Lada (@JenLada) September 16, 2017
14.
Me trying to use a public bathroom pic.twitter.com/qtMh47phA3
— HOLDEN (@holden_a_fork) September 16, 2017
15.
I hate it when I sit down on a warm public toilet seat and I have to set myself on fire.
— Lindsay (@Rollinintheseat) November 30, 2015
16.
i fucking HATE when bathrooms have this type of urinal… they blow piss everywhere and it's disgusting. 1/5 stars at best! pic.twitter.com/ndMAiHooZf
— Discount Chris Pratt (@thelollcano) May 16, 2017
17.
wow huge congrats to toilet pic.twitter.com/nHIpiHBd3i
— becca t (@beccaandthebox) July 22, 2016