1.
Just realized: your fingernails grow at the same speed at which continents drift. Imagine traveling across the Earth at a nail's pace. Wow.
— Aatish Bhatia (@aatishb) October 16, 2014
2.
Collision of 2 bubble rings underwater pic.twitter.com/Gtx1Mt3POl
— Fermat's Library (@fermatslibrary) August 17, 2017
3.
We basically broke up with Pluto by saying it wasn't a planet anymore then spent 9yrs obsessing about it & just drove by its house real slow
— Niles (@River_Niles) July 15, 2015
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The dinosaurs didnt “rule the earth” they were just alive stop giving them credit for administrative skills they almost certainly didnt have
— Hippo (@InternetHippo) August 20, 2017
5.
Science is tricky. Keeps you on your toes.
— Earthman Adam (@AdamOfEarth) September 8, 2013
Mineralogy? Study of minerals.
Oceanology? Study of oceans.
Meteorology? NOT ABOUT METEORS.
6.
This carrot looks.. as if it wants to be an astronaut so badly pic.twitter.com/AUKIMPF6nT
—(@Baelitt) September 18, 2017
7.
<– lunar eclipse
— Katie Mack (@AstroKatie) October 5, 2014
<– solar eclipse
<– apocalypse
8.
"Orion's Belt is a big waist of space."
— KO™ (@techoglot) September 17, 2017
Terrible joke. Only three stars.
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@oliyoung
10.
This Fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined.
— Calvin Bottoms (@calvinb) September 13, 2017
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14 hours watching the plume at Saturn’s moon Enceladus, our last dedicated observation of this singular scene https://t.co/EqLPb6MsbO pic.twitter.com/hW3BVUExcz
— CassiniSaturn (@CassiniSaturn) September 10, 2017
12.
The reality is, a vanilla soy latte is a type of three-bean soup.
— Lockwood DeWitt (@lockwooddewitt) August 8, 2017
13.
Proof by Clementine: the surface area of a sphere is 4 pi r^2 (trace around widest part of clementine 4 times) pic.twitter.com/Bxj2v6wpAO
— Steven Strogatz (@stevenstrogatz) January 14, 2015
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btw, the best statue in the world is the monument to rats used for DNA research in Russia pic.twitter.com/NEEY9qbCOQ
— rubot 泰山 (@rubot) August 17, 2017
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This is a very important general point: people are far too inclined to believe that a crisis averted was never a crisis at all. pic.twitter.com/vuJNvid0Bb
— David Andress (@ProfDaveAndress) September 3, 2017
16.
him: which die hard film had the chemicals
— ʀᴇɴɪ (@moren1ke) August 2, 2017
me: everything is chemicals
him: *just the longest sigh ever*
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Land: Okay, there's like 4 basic shapes and everything is pretty much that.
— Gabriel Morton (@gabrielenguard) November 26, 2016
Water: I MADE A MONSTER FROM FEATHERS AND MOTOR NEURONS pic.twitter.com/krUC5hFof7
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@davidlsims
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Perhaps the greatest museum description of archaeological practice ever written?! pic.twitter.com/LfP1GW7L55
— token_communities (@ancient_tokens) September 9, 2017
20.
Behold this gif of an actual fucking volcano erupting on Jupiter's moon Io. pic.twitter.com/m40XKUbjKu
— AeroDork (@AeroDork) April 19, 2017
21.
two of the deeply weirdest things you've maybe never seen are jupiter from above and below pic.twitter.com/xCscqmatqF
— Rob Dubbin (@robdubbin) December 8, 2015