1.
Me watching my life go up in flames from poor decision making, procrastination and self-sabotage pic.twitter.com/bkxLo551gd
— Meggy (@OhEmmeG) April 21, 2017
2.
Sure, I made mistakes when I was younger. But now that I'm older I've learned how to make different, often far more serious mistakes.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) September 25, 2014
3.
Healthy alternatives aren't nearly as satisfying as my self-destructive habits are
— Blackout Barbie (@Blackout_Barbie) January 5, 2012
4.
— mango (@sarahseverr) June 17, 2017
5.
me: *ruins my own life again because of my depression and self destructive tendencies*
— FREDDY (@FreddyAmazin) January 31, 2017
me: pic.twitter.com/sTVRoPjEyW
6.
*Watches Netflix happily*
— scottwesierski (@scottwesierski) January 10, 2014
*Remembers homework/exams/responsibilities*
*Watches Netflix stressfully*
7.
ive got 99 problems and 98 of them can be attributed to poor time management and self control
— pakalu papito (@pakalupapito) March 31, 2015
8.
You ever been so happy that you find a way to self-sabotage cause it all feels too right?
— Skye Townsend (@SkyeTownsend) July 17, 2017
That's the worst.
9.
Having a crush on someone is so exciting. You know you'll end up ruining things like you always do, but how? The possibilities are endless.
— EverybodyHatesBdell (@Bdell1014) November 30, 2016
10.
when you're clingy and distant at the same time and don't know how express ur emotions properly pic.twitter.com/oTDOFl4Bj6
— indie (@INDIEWASHERE) April 26, 2016
11.
You can't get cheated on if your self-destructive personality and tendency to self-sabotage keep you single for the rest of your life pic.twitter.com/wLwbhu9tMe
— Wizard Kelly's Face (@kelseykins95) February 11, 2017
12.
The floor is procrastination. pic.twitter.com/b5dBfur8OU
— Daniel Del Razo (@daniboiler) June 18, 2017
13.
when u deal with being sad by listening to sad music pic.twitter.com/bcFuEkFyOQ
— Mikaela Long (@MikaelaLong) December 30, 2016
14.
The only multitasking I'm good at, is fucking more than one thing up at a time.
— Cake Baby (@a_cakebaby) July 21, 2013
15.
someone: *genuinely cares about my self destructive ass*
— Bae Feelings (@BaeIationship) February 25, 2017
me: pic.twitter.com/wj17b21lD2
16.
ever accidentally throw something away and then later realize you actually needed it?
— Dory (@Dory) December 21, 2013
haha i did this with my life
17.
me, reflecting on every decision I've ever made ever pic.twitter.com/ACSgMynWsP
— Lindsay (@lindsaygreenn) March 6, 2017
18.
I hate when netflix pauses and asks me if I'm still watching like yeah you actually think I got up and started to do something with my life
— Danielle Oliverio (@doliverio1518) July 26, 2014
19.
*meets a really nice guy who cares about me and treats me right*
— aye moe (@ayetroci0us) October 17, 2016
me: pic.twitter.com/teKrXzOAEL
20.
today i found out a rich japanese billionaire is fascinated by me pic.twitter.com/1SpQ6yYFFA
— s a u s a g e (@chongrayray) November 29, 2016