1.
every time I find something in forever 21 pic.twitter.com/SkNvfPKdnf
— no (@tbhjuststop) February 28, 2017
2.
Bed, Bath & Beyond marketing dept. retreat agendas:
— #1 samir (@samir) May 11, 2015
2012: 20% off coupons
2013: 20% off coupons
2014: 20% off coupons
2015: 20% off coupons
3.
"Yes, but maybe if I HAD these tiny whimsical bowls I WOULD throw dinner parties…" – every girl in Anthropologie ever
— Anna Kendrick (@AnnaKendrick47) April 16, 2014
4.
I once killed a man in a hit and run but the shame I felt when I told the Whole Foods cashier I didn't bring my own bag can never be matched
— Luke (@ELRoseHubbard) July 8, 2015
5.
A list of people who need to calm down
— Lauren Mineau (@LaurenMineau) January 22, 2016
- everyone in the Trader Joes parking lot
6.
All I did was walk by an Abercrombie and Fitch and now my name is Trent, my shirt is off, and I'm really into shell necklaces.
— Brett Ryland (@brettryland) February 29, 2012
7.
Lululemon sounds like it's the name of the basic white girl of the Pokemon world
— Heben Nigatu (@heavenrants) April 1, 2016
8.
*walks into Forever 21*
— Mrs.X (@LnL245) February 20, 2017
*gets pulled aside*
Umm, we don't really mean FOREVER.
9.
I'm also scared that my friends can afford houses and I'm still excited about becoming a sephora VIB member
— amalia (@mollysoda) October 8, 2015
10.
Old Navy is like my weird friend from third grade. Like, I know we used to be really close, but if you asked me if I knew him I'd say no.
— Spencer Porter (@porters) November 30, 2011
11.
Shopping at Target … The door mat won't go with anything in our house but it's only $3 pic.twitter.com/x5M1KVX6ci
— NotQuiteEdelweiss (@NotEdelweiss) July 2, 2016
12.
Whole Foods sells $10 gift cards. The perfect gift for a loved one who wants two onions.
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) October 17, 2012
13.
@MannyMua733 Driving home from Sephora like pic.twitter.com/BcbjCKR2WF
— m0rg$ (@MorgWhorg) October 11, 2015
14.
"You like mayonnaise? Prove it." – Costco
— chRis (@seethenare) February 23, 2015
15.
me: hi
— ️ (@befourmario) February 21, 2017
forever 21 employee: pic.twitter.com/jC9hqd0Jn9
16.
I thought the image of the shoe didn't finish loading!! Zara will not kill mee pic.twitter.com/OPh948FNln
— Similoluwa (@simiadeleye) October 4, 2016
17.
#UrbanOutfittersBeLike
— TあMMY (@TAMMYMAMl) June 26, 2015
bohemian cookie decorated sewing equipment holder
$55.99 pic.twitter.com/KkVXGrlPzy
18.
When You Get Your Receipt at CVS https://t.co/hhfml3kPG6 pic.twitter.com/wYzoo3MFoI
— Funny Wall Photos (@FunnyWallPhotos) November 4, 2015
19.
I've never felt cooler than when a Trader Joe's cashier said "love this" to something I bought.
— Melissa Stetten (@MelissaStetten) January 7, 2016
20.
Me at Victoria's Secret pic.twitter.com/VCC6Qre2UK
— Mikaela Moore (@MikaelaMoore64) March 27, 2014