1.
When u eat a massive meal and someone says “you won’t need to eat for the rest of the day now” shut up carol I’ll be hungry in an hour
@GeorgeyGarrett

2.
I hate when you complain about doing an adult thing and some adult is like “welcome to adulthood” like shut up Carol let me be bitter.
@queenreedxoxo

3.
I hate when people call pizza “pie” it’s a fucking pizza shut up Carol
@bigbootyjuliex

4.
Hate when I give my dog people food and someone is like omg you can’t there’s chocolate in it. Shut up Carol one chunk won’t kill him
@mpondelick

5.
“Haha yeah I’m addicted to drugs. Caffeine is a drug ;)”
Shut up Carol I doubt you’ve ever disappointed your loved ones for a cup of coffee
@katorade27

6.
“Ice cream isn’t good for you. It’s a lot of unhealthy fat, sugar, & calories”
Shut up Carol. Let me eat my damn Ben&Jerry’s in peace.
@LaurenMiller54

7.
every time I bring up astrology someone ALWAYS has to say “you can’t judge someone by their sign only” shut up carol and let me have fun
@7502am

8.
I hate seeing when someone’s friends tweet goes viral and they say “you’re famous Becky” like shut up carol, Becky still ain’t shit
@adWinninggg

9.
I hate when people are like “ugh they were taken too soon!” Shut up Carol they were 88 years old, they should be dead
@photosynthesiii

10.
i’m so tired of adults complaining about kids using fidget spinners, like shut up carol your kid could be doing meth instead
@GenevieveBert

11.
Happiness is a choice, you can choo-SHUT UP CAROL, NOT EVERYBODY HAS A PERFECT MENTAL HEALTH AND EVEN IF THEY WANT TO BE HAPPY, THEY CAN’T.
@cinna_fome

12.
My coworker is going around “May the 4th be with you”. Like shut up Carol, you’re prob also that person who claps when the plane lands.
@ohemgeeijizzed

13.
I’m lowkey tired of wypeepo thinking their input matters when discussing the black community. Like shut up Carol, you know nothing about it
@Pure_aTRACKtion

14.
Like shut up Carol, nobody likes you anyways.
@ohemgeeijizzed

15.
Parents constantly saying how fast their kids are growing up. I’m like “shut up Carol, looks about the right size for a 2 year old”
@franks_m

16.
How do your parents always know exactly when you’re drinking? Shut up Carol I’m trying to blackout
@adale001

17.
I hate cashiers that comment on what you buy. Like “ooh lettuce someone eats healthy”. Shut up carol just scan it.
@emily_cox25

18.
LADY TODAY JUST SAID “FEELING A BIT BLUE TODAY SON?” HAHAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT SHUT UP CAROL
@JoshyTWD

19.
idk why old people get so up in arms about rap mentioning drugs like shut up carol you know the beatles were smoking weed n tripping on LSD
@shelby0uellette

20.
“Omg 2016 sucked but 2017 will totally be my year”
Shut up carol you’re gunna do you’re diet for 2 weeks and complain how hard your life is
@BuddhaSorensen

21.
“You’re not supposed to wear denim on denim” “Shut up carol I make the rules here you bitch that’s why you’re on your third divorce”
@rougeroke

22.
When you are jamming out to Disney songs and the lady in the car next to you is laughing at you, like shut up Carol who do you think you are
@ireallylazy33

23.
this lady asked me why I had to pierce my nose and told me how ridiculous it looked….SHUT UP CAROL U ARE LUCKY IM AT WORK OR ID SLAP U RN
@lil_duffer

24.
Why do people in the workout videos ask you questions like you gonna hear me answer through the computer screen like shut up carol
@BellaAshlynn

25.
I just noticed how the name Carol is so hated upon.
Carol: I don’t think it is.
Me: Shut up Carol “sigh”
Just sounds right.
@marfarose_

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