1.
'I've been a very bad girl,' she said, biting her lip. 'I need to be punished.'
— 50 Nerds of Grey (@50NerdsofGrey) September 7, 2015
'Very well,' he said and installed Windows 10 on her laptop.
2.
"If at first you don’t succeed, call it version 1.0." ― Unknown
— Programming Wisdom (@CodeWisdom) November 24, 2016
3.
This W3C spec reads like a text on gnostic mysticism pic.twitter.com/CpIYdwrLRP
— Jaiden Mispy (@m1sp) November 11, 2016
4.
Me: I'm good in C Language.
— Virendra Vaishnav (@VaishnavDevta) May 23, 2016
Interviewer: Write HELLO WORLD using C.
Me: pic.twitter.com/lC1VEYVoRE
5.
You think you're unique until you have to choose a username.
— Dr. Sheldon Cooper (@TheRealSheldonC) June 5, 2016
6.
If you ever feel alone in this world, read your firewall logs.
— Nap Enthusiast ⧝ (@Pic0o) December 15, 2015
Problem solved :)
7.
Some programmers, when confronted with a problem, think "I know, I'll use floating point arithmetic." Now they have 1.999999999997 problems.
— Tom Scott (@tomscott) February 27, 2012
8.
JUNIOR DEVELOPER WANTED:
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) April 15, 2015
Must have all the experience of a senior developer, but be content with the salary of a junior.
9.
What I think when someone tells me that JavaScript is a “functional programming language:" pic.twitter.com/Bw4WhnuUJG
— Reginald deBRAIDEWAD (@raganwald) August 4, 2014
10.
Always wanted to travel back in time to try fighting a younger version of yourself? Software development is the career for you!
—(@Loh) December 12, 2013
11.
"Don't be too clever," is one of my mantras. pic.twitter.com/y7NQuwVHOb
— Nicholas C. Zakas (@slicknet) March 24, 2016
12.
#Sysadmin #Truth #Backup #Unix #Linux pic.twitter.com/suCT9ME58V
— nixCraft (@nixcraft) June 24, 2015
13.
Job hunting as a software developer. pic.twitter.com/F5WDUu8i7a
— ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ (@KeLuKeLuGames) January 9, 2015
14.
Use whatever brace style you prefer.
— Jingle Dells (@UdellGames) October 19, 2016
But not this.
Don't do this.
Seek help instead of this. pic.twitter.com/1EYb7BLHkb
15.
“We love your open source work, the code is excellent, but would you mind showing us a quick fibonacci sequence on the whiteboard?”
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) November 19, 2015
ಠ_ಠ
16.
Roses are red
— Melvin Lammerts (@showthread) August 17, 2016
Violets are blue
Don't hardcode your tokens
Or I'll use them too
17.
How to troll those who use Wget..
— siph0n Database (@datasiph0n) July 7, 2016
Special thanks to – @Bulwrk pic.twitter.com/O7TzFMauTm
18.
My New Years resolution:
— I Am Devloper (@iamdevloper) January 4, 2016
1024 x 768
Kickin’ it old school.
19.
Top 20 replies by programmers when their program don't work. #lol #gamedev #programming pic.twitter.com/tldi5qLyRo
— Aleksey Konovalik (@tocrva) August 26, 2014
20.
After 17 years as a professional developer, it seems that the answer to every programming question is "it depends"
— James Golding (@EpicJamesG) November 4, 2016
21.
This is the hell we live in now pic.twitter.com/NEOrXvltLN
— SwiftOnSecurity (@SwiftOnSecurity) November 30, 2016
22.
“Any code of your own that you haven't looked at for six or more months might as well have been written by someone else. ” -Eagleson's law
— Programming Wisdom (@CodeWisdom) December 13, 2016
23.
Knock knock.
— nixCraft (@nixcraft) December 28, 2016
"Race condition."
"Who’s there?"
24.
Telling a programmer there's already a library to do X is like telling a songwriter there's already a song about love
— Pete Cordell (@petecordell) January 29, 2014
25.
This picture accurately sums up my approach to bug fixing in Game Dev pic.twitter.com/DqR6C6Pqy1
— Oliver Age 24 (@OliverAge24) December 16, 2016