1.
Trump opens his call to Turnbull: "our friend Greg Norman, he is doing very well?”
— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) August 3, 2017
Turnbull: "He is a great mutual friend yes."
2.
How good a person are you on a scale from Refugee to Works For The Local Milk People?
— Cyrus O'Merican (@CyrusOMerican) August 3, 2017
3.
when your friends talk behind your back but it's about how great you are pic.twitter.com/TNt8osRoXT
— Colley (@JamColley) August 3, 2017
4.
I decided that every time I get to the office in the morning I'm going to shout "what up local milk people!"
— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) August 3, 2017
5.
TRUMP: And our friend Mel Gibson. Mel Gibson.
— Dan "TBONE" O'Sulliv (@Bro_Pair) August 3, 2017
TURNBULL: Yes.
TRUMP: I thought he was American but he's Australian or something.
TURNBULL: Ah
6.
this picture is getting so much use this year pic.twitter.com/akRw47b3ft
— David Mack (@davidmackau) August 3, 2017
7.
Pleased to see Turnbull raised this important issue pic.twitter.com/WPoG2mAWGB
— Cameron (@pricj004) August 3, 2017
8.
Local Milk People is what you would write on the AP Spanish test if you blanked on the word for "dairy farmers"
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) August 3, 2017
9.
Amazing conversation between Donald Trump and Turnbull leaked to the Washington Post. Just don’t know what to say. pic.twitter.com/j7HOvaYVBA
— Ed Zitron (@edzitron) August 3, 2017
10.
Why do I suspect that "local milk people" didn't include any chocolate milk people?
— Michael Lampers (@LampersMichael) August 3, 2017
11.
"You're bad."
— Stephanie Marie (@stefinitely85) August 3, 2017
"No, YOU'Reeee bAaAd " pic.twitter.com/Hmi2ajkq7u
12.
I prefer listening to the new Local Milk People album on vinyl. Love those horns on 'That I Can Tell You'.
— Dave Dameshek (@Dameshek) August 3, 2017
13.
Helpful of Trump to point out Labor/Coalition refugee policy is so cruel even he couldn't fathom it.
— Osman Faruqi (@oz_f) August 3, 2017
14.
mammal think they so great with the local milk people well introduting Bird Milk. Bird Milk®©: It Is From Birds?
— birdsrightsactivist (@ProBirdRights) August 3, 2017
15.
"You are worse than I am" = endorsement of government's asylum seeker policy that will do Turnbull no harm whatsoever
— Jacqueline Maley (@JacquelineMaley) August 3, 2017
16.
***EXCLUSIVE*** I've obtained a leaked copy of Trump's enemies list pic.twitter.com/Y2ZoEvPwM1
— Pixelated Boat (@pixelatedboat) August 3, 2017
17.
the trump turnbull transcript really is something pic.twitter.com/tVjknqZPKp
— mat whitehead (@matwhi) August 3, 2017
18.
*steps away from twitter for literally two seconds*
— Ali Watkins (@AliWatkins) August 3, 2017
"what the hell are local milk people"
19.
Boy, Trump's conversation with the Prime Minister of Australia really went downhill pic.twitter.com/GT6ZkjR4o8
— Jason O. Gilbert (@gilbertjasono) August 3, 2017
20.
Trump calling dairy farmers "local milk people" reminds me of the time I forgot Hans Gruber's name so I referred to him as Nazi Snape.
— Twitnter is Coming (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 3, 2017
21.
"local milk people" pic.twitter.com/vvJ8P6wVvl
— Tiger Webb (@tfswebb) August 3, 2017
22.
Everyone is having fun with "milk people," but for my money you can't beat this gibberish. What's wrong with your brain, dog? pic.twitter.com/dxiOD5S09E
— Matt Christman (@cushbomb) August 3, 2017
23.
Come to my lovely western country and squeeze udders, this is how migration works
— elle hardy (@ellehardytweets) August 3, 2017
24.
Priceless.
— Julia Davis (@JuliaDavisNews) August 3, 2017
TRUMP
…that is what they said about the Boston bombers. They said they were wonderful young men.
TURNBULL
They were Russians. pic.twitter.com/bFvUVxAeuc
25.
The bit where you are arguing the guys you have in jail aren't bad. So the guy you are arguing with suggests you should let them out. pic.twitter.com/rRxitKJiVZ
— Craig Reucassel (@craigreucassel) August 3, 2017
26.
trump did a better critique of turnbull's refugee policy in one conversation than the labor party has in years
— life is, a highway (@mattvbrady) August 3, 2017
27.
Trump: we don’t want the refugees they are probably bad
— Bec Shaw (@Brocklesnitch) August 3, 2017
Turnbull: Actually? They are good. We keep them on a prison island nevertheless
28.
CNN having no problems finding talent to talk Trump-Turnbull. pic.twitter.com/GtnRERzsDo
— Hugh Whitfeld (@hughwhitfeld) August 3, 2017
29.
when a leaked transcript confirms a Prime Minister is actually an online help chat-bot pic.twitter.com/RrGM2W5zI8
— courtney robinson (@courtney_ro) August 3, 2017
30.
Every time something happens in Australia, CNN exhumes Kevin Rudd from his cryogenic chamber deep in the bowels of NYC
— j.r. hennessy (@jrhennessy) August 3, 2017
31.
Who came off best in the conversation about using actual human beings as bargaining chips? The winner gets the nobel peace prize.
— Jon Kudelka (@jonkudelka) August 4, 2017
32.
this is the best bit i think pic.twitter.com/phfsvzW8S0
— Jason Wilson (@jason_a_w) August 3, 2017
33.
A truly shocking conversation
— Michelle Grattan (@michellegrattan) August 3, 2017
34.
this is the best bit pic.twitter.com/q6etPOAOT2
— A Busy Dad (@mtats) August 3, 2017
35.
For all our politics can be frustrating, at least we don't have to read our president sounding like a self-centered 5yo this morning
— Myriam Robin (@myriamrobin) August 3, 2017
36.
[seinfeld music] so what's the deal with boats? pic.twitter.com/mrJgeDOrrT
— Nick Schadegg (@nickschadegg) August 3, 2017
37.
Imagine the alternate parallel universe where Toney is PM and we just got the transcript of his frank and fearless first chat with Trump
— the result respecter (@rpy) August 3, 2017
38.
when you get it pic.twitter.com/NYT56yvm6l
— keen online poster (@jonathonio) August 3, 2017