1.
Every thing you’ve ever seen a parent do in public that you’ve disagreed with I’ve done in this airport today.
@House_Feminist

2.
Asked the 7yo to pack her airline carryon. She included: an empty box, a harmonica, shark teeth, and broken glass.
@DrKillgrove

3.
Because temper tantrums are just as effective in Paris.

@myroaringacres

4.
If texting and driving is dangerous, I don’t even want to know how dangerous it is to be parenting and driving.
@ParentNormal

5.
What’s worse then listening to 1song on repeat for 6hrs straight?…nothing is worse.
@amydesjardin89

6.
My son still pronounces “fish” as “bitch,” I can’t wait to take him to the beach this summer to look for bitches.
@WorkingMom86

7.
My kids don’t always play with electronic toys on a car ride, but when they do, they press the same button FOR THE ENTIRE TRIP!
@Marlebean

8.
Pretty much the story of my life…

@MelissaSmuz

9.
The click of a mother’s seatbelt on a road trip is obviously a signal to your children to drop crap they can’t reach.
@martinisandmini

10.
The most shameful thing a dad can do is be the one who has to pee on a road trip.
@simoncholland

11.
Me: Look guys! We just crossed the border into Utah!
My son: Cool. What language do they speak here?
@desistamant

12.
At the point where I just throw out a “No, we are NOT there yet” every five minutes or so just to save time.
@sararichmond99

13.
B: Charles Dickens is buried there.
Toki: You said ‘dick’.
@PipAdam

14.
Listening to my kids argue on vacation is just like being at home except I have an ocean view.
@sarcasticmommy4

15.
Mom, are we on a bridge?

@KatieLFitch

16.
My wife told me it looked like I had more grey hairs than before our trip.
@SJohnson4OSU

17.
I’m back from a weekend away with the kids.
Notice I did not use the word “vacation”?
That was deliberate.
@LetMeStart

18.
When I’m finally not traveling with kids but see parents that are

@TheAlmostRealHW