#1

My god enough with the face mask selfies

— KB (@KaraRBrown) April 7, 2020

#2

Ripping off your mask when you get back in the car is the new taking off your bra when you get home

— Maggie Scott (@maggiescott231) May 10, 2020

#3

Nobody :
My mom : “YOU GOT YOUR MASK”

— maybe : elay (@Elay___) May 13, 2020

#4

An added benefit of wearing a mask is that men on the street no longer tell me to smile

— Amanda Duberman (@AmandaDuberman) April 10, 2020

#5

how will the world see my blush when i have a mask on

— conchita (@amorrrcito) May 11, 2020

#6

According to my scale my facemask weighs about 7 lbs.

— Swishergirl (@Swishergirl24) May 16, 2020

#7

“I’m not working out with a mask on” is my new favorite excuse for not working out.

— mark (@TheCatWhisprer) May 16, 2020

#8

Shoutout to everybody who already burped into their own face via mask.

— Ashley C. Ford (@iSmashFizzle) May 8, 2020

#9

I keep seeing couples where the woman is wearing a face mask and the man isn't, even in the supermarket. That's all. Thank you for listening to my feminist manifesto.

— Sandra Newman (@sannewman) April 14, 2020

#10

Everyone's ears with their mask on. pic.twitter.com/geWPB4FgP2

— Mat Johnson (@mat_johnson) May 14, 2020

#11

This is interesting— You know how your breath smells like diarrhea when your mask is on? It’s because your breath smells like diarrhea

— Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman) May 8, 2020

#12

my ears are currently carrying sunglasses, headphones, and a face mask. ears are a purse

— Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) May 16, 2020

#13

My mom made my dog a mask pic.twitter.com/Od1cauLRKy

— Abby (@kuwabigaill) May 17, 2020

#14

My fellow bespectacled friends: what’s the hack to stop masks and face coverings from fogging up glasses?

— Jacob Soboroff (@jacobsoboroff) May 15, 2020

#15

COVID Parenting Tip: Train your children to loudly ask, "Why isn't that person wearing a mask? Are we going to get sick?" when in public.

— Conrad Zimmerman (@ConradZimmerman) May 15, 2020

#16

Dear diary,

I wish I was smart enough to realize the worst idea is to carefully apply red lipstick then put on a mask. Not one person saw my lipstick & when I took the mask off I look like I had feverishly blew someone I liked. Which brought up other feelings

Bye 4 now,
Nicole

— nicole byer (@nicolebyer) May 18, 2020

#17

I just removed my mask to sneeze into my sleeve. Am I doing this right?

— Abbi Crutchfield (@curlycomedy) May 19, 2020

#18

A fun thing to do when you’re wearing a face mask in public is talk like Bane

— Imani Gandy (@AngryBlackLady) April 4, 2020

#19

*continues to mouth bad words at people even after mask time is over

— Marl (@Marlebean) May 20, 2020

#20

When I wear my face mask I like to think I look like a ninja. A tired, stressed, and vacant eyed ninja.

— WTFDAD (@daddydoubts) May 14, 2020

#21

I just find it funny that the same people who refuse to wear masks in public are the same ones who insist we cover our babies with a hot blanket to breast feed.

— Sassparilla (@Megatronic13) May 18, 2020

#22

I’ve never worn a mask before and it’s becoming comfortable, like a warm blanket of stay the hell away from me.

— The Alex Nevil (@TheAlexNevil) May 14, 2020

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