On last night’s Tonight Show, Jimmy Fallon read the best tweets from his #WhyIQuit hashtag challenge.

1.
My boss refused to correct my name badge which spelt “brain” instead of Brian. He said “you’re Brain now so deal with it!”
@SoupyMcSoupFace

2.
My boss made me give him piggy back rides after we mopped the floors every night, so there would be less foot prints
@toshoonly

3.
I babysat this kid who kept pointing at me and saying, “You’re next.” After the fourth time, I gave my two weeks notice.
@bren_nancarrow

4.
My old job had a phone in the restroom. Our boss would call it if he thought you’d been in there too long.
@Kschmooze

5.
My boss asked if I had a knife to open a box. I gave her one. I was later written up for having a knife at work.
@Jonathan_Young_

6.
I made a mistake at work and my boss called me up to chew me out. At the end of the conversation he made me say, “I’ve been a bad boy.”
@YZracer81

7.
I worked at a convenience store for one day. I quit when I saw the instructions for “what to do when you get robbed.” Not “if” – “WHEN.”
@CaptainHarris1

8.
Instead of hitting the 1 key for the number of copies, I typed 1111 and couldn’t make the printer stop. I left before they finished.
@verambassi

9.
I realized my new job loading trucks actually paid the same as my old security job, where I’d just sit around watching Netflix
@dmcarlyon

10.
When my friend was a waiter, his boss made him sing an apology song to diners if they were out of anything on the menu.
@jimmyfallon

11.
I took 6 years of piano lessons growing up. One day, my teacher told me point blank, “you know, piano’s really not for everyone.”
@UndertheMDsun

12.
I taught dance, but couldn’t do a split. 7 yr old looked at me one day and said “if you can’t do a split, why do you work here?”
@RaineTemp

13.
Worked at a hotel when a clown convention reserved a block of 20 rooms. They showed up fully dressed. I still have nightmares.
@BelleofBabble

14.
My boss didn’t come in on our busiest day. Said he was at a meeting. His email dinged and we saw he just ordered food at home.
@AmandaMHudson

15.
Boss said you can take that vacation to Utah but you can’t come back.
@TheKrishelle